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Old Jun 12, 02
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calling the cops...

i called the cops on my landlord about 20 minutes ago...told them my landlord's been having a party for 3 days straight now, i haven't slept, i've missed work because of this... it's 11pm and by law they have to shut the hell up or face mischief charges...

it's been 20 minutes... 25 now... where are the cops? there's always 2 undercover cars at the school around the corner... cheers is 2 minutes away... it doesn't take 25 minutes for a constable to finish his tim horton's coffee and get the fuck over here...

30 minutes now... kids screaming at the top of their lungs, old people forming a hindu circle of death on my front lawn, mom & dad type ppl standing in the driveway worshipping tires...

this has been going on since monday! i don't mean having ppl over every night... i mean THERE HAS BEEN AT LEAST 10 CARS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE FOR 3 DAYS STRAIGHT... i have not slept, and i KNOW that they haven't. these people would make ravers look like pussies, who the fuck parties for 72 hours straight? no... fuck it's been longer than that...

35 minutes... still no cops...

all i can do is sit here and listen to them yell and scream all night long... it's too fucking hot outside, i'm breaking a sweat in here what with the heat and all this stress... i'm probably gonna miss work again tomorrow because i'll just be too fucking tired, and that's another $100 out of my pocket...

funny how this hindu-ibiza starts a couple days after i tell my landlord i'm moving out soon... i seriously wanna light this place on fire... actually i AM going to torch this place once i get all my stuff outta here...

40 MINUTES... GOOOOOOO RCMP! WAHOOOOOOOOOOOO!
what the fuck is wrong with ICQ? there's like 2 ppl online. 2!!!!!!

fuck it's just gonna be one of those nights...
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Old Jun 12, 02
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...this calls for some dieselboy
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Old Jun 12, 02
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/me screams "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR LIVING IN SURREY!!"

Okay I'll stop the stereotyping now :)

I think you should steal some of their clothes (the ones they AREN'T wearing, in their closet maybe?) get drunk, go outside with them and party.... try and kill the party that way and then make out with their kids.

Yes what's with you people with liives not being on ICQ?
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hehe that reminds me of something richard said to me when we were sketchy

me: fuckin' weirdos, leave your bedsheets at home...
richard: *shudder* i sure wouldn't wanna get under those covers

ok i'm in a better mood now sort of... good ol' dieselboy, racism, and fresh coffee...
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Old Jun 12, 02
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but still no cops!
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Old Jun 12, 02
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maybe i should call the cops again and say there's a rave going on and people are doing E
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Well you did say there are people outside holding hands and doing a dance... isn't that what they do at the plaza?

Damn plaza dancing influence!
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Old Jun 13, 02
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maybe i should call the cops again and say there's a rave going on and people are doing E
say that they are waving around glowsticks. (because to cops that's a HUGE sign that drugs MUST be going down), and tell them that all the people's eyes look like this: :trippin:

then say you saw some guy OD on the front lawn, and that there is some form of foreign chanting going on, so it's probably cult related.

oh, and don't forget to mention that the noise has attracted some of the "surrey girls" to wander over and do "business".

it's also a nice touch if add that you think there are kids at this party because you hear a lot of screaming, and that could be abuse and neglagence.

usually cops don't come right away unless there has been more than one complaint.

oh yeah, and you live in surrey. enough said.
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omg... they came at 1:30am!!! and they didn't even do anything... they came to my door and told ME to turn down my bo selektah jungle music!!! then i told them i had it loud to drown out all the yelling and screaming and they're like "ok we'll talk to them but you have to turn it down or we're gonna take your stereo"... so they talk to my landlord, leave, then 20 minutes later they're fuckin' raving again... my neighbour came to my door and thought it was me partying, he started to bitch me out!! so i told him to stuff it and look around the corner at all the turbans lying on the driveway ...

UGHHH... but i had a nice ending to my night *mmm*... finally got to sleep around 4am, got up at 6am... and of course, there's still 10 cars outside my window... if they're there tonight, i'm just gonna come back to work ... fuck tha po-lice...
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Old Jun 13, 02
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Ummmm........ I think you should move!!!
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i am moving...
august 1st...
maybe i'll have a huge crack party when i get all my stuff outta there... i have the place til aug. 15th...
RAVE IT UP
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Old Jun 13, 02
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omg that is just too fucking insane :(

poor bobert :(

*huggles*
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Old Jun 13, 02
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this story makes me laugh because it did not happen to me

i wonder what they are celebrating
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it's either a funeral or a wedding... or they're celebrating my moving out...

i dunno... what requires a hindu-opera singer? dude was whailing away right next to my wall at 3am... i mean it wouldn't be too terrible to listen to, it was a nice voice, but 3am dude, come on...
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one answer:

speakers pressed up against wall/ceiling + breakcore.
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well i have 2 satelite speakers set up right against the wall, 2 more by my window, 1 sub in between... and it's a really small place... haha...
and it was dieselboy, grooverider, and stakka & skynet all night long...
then a lil london elektricity & yukihiro fukutomi for some jazzy shit to get them antsy...
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Old Jun 13, 02
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speakers pressed up against wall/ceiling + breakcore.
ha ha ha!

that's what mike nugent told me to do if my roomates were annoying, except he said blare HHC 24/7.
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Old Jun 13, 02
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haha that reminds me of my friends place...they are always partying...all hours of the day somebody is there blasting the tunes...now the landlord (instead of kicking him out) are booting out everyone else in the house....
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Old Jun 13, 02
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k i didn't bother reading everything but from what i read it said something about partying and tables...... i still don't see what ur complaining about
loud noise yes

but if they are into the shit ur into why aren't you up ther partying?
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Old Jun 14, 02
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hahaha go to all their cars and put stuff in their gas tanks
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Old Jun 14, 02
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better yet
syphon the gas outta there tanks :)
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