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Old Jul 05, 02
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Join Date: May 2002
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I'm right fuckin pissed off about this 'oole fin'!
A bit of United States producers are fuckin stewpid wen it comes ter real jungle music!
Struth!!
Oi!
Me and me muckers in the UK they right know 'ow ter rave.
Cor blimey!
I wish all yer a septic tanks would cop a wee sense in yor 'eads a learn wot the real scene is about!
Oi!
Don't yer know?!
Are you lot fuckin crazy out yor 'eads, isit?
Christ on a bike!!
Honest guv!!
'ow daft can yer lazy wee sods be?!
Oi!!
All of yer rabbit and pork about is stuff like weffer or not it is awright ter shag a 14 year ole girl!
Blimey!
Open yor mince pies and ears, dammit!
And me kegs are too tight and it burns me wen i go ter the baffroom.
Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna.
Sometimes me glowstick and wistle cop caught in me pacifier necklace.
Wot the fuck does a DAFT BLOODY BRIT know about music, right squire?
Yer can't scrotch!
Blimey!!
We gave the bleedin' world the chuffin' art of D.J.in'
Yer can keep yor wee pansy fufu comments ter yorself yer muvverluvin mooncricket, right,
I know I'd split all yor 'eads- all yer brits 'ave no ass, a wee wind will blow yor fairy butts dahn, init?
Just shut the hell up and keep yor record 'oardin' business ter yorself,
yor prices suck and we already know yor store is an 'alfassed attempt ter be real any road.
Oi!
We are starvin' artist not clouty clients.
Gos I'll start a company ter wipe yor fairy ass'out!
I were goin' on ter this geezer the uvver day blokes don't know wot the chuffin' hell yor talkin about! Struth!! Struth! I'll cook you lot up in a stew and eat yer for dinner! Right!! Right!! I'm lordin' a full 14 inches over the bloody front counter. I've never seen anyfink like it. It's like you all got this 'oole universe of yer own in yer 'ead, and it comes out in yer gabbers!! this right deep statement about the bloomin' media and war and, right, like, how the bloody government's priorities in this country are all fucked-up, right, and we just wotchit all on TV That's woss so incredible, it right makes yer fink, i'll take an evryday object and make yer spot it in a totally new and different way The bleedin' first time I 'erd jungle I were like, right, ''ooa, this stuff is right good,'.
It makes yer question evryfink 'round yer,.
Take, right, for example, Lemon D & Dillinja!
'oo's ter say it's insane blokes 'oo are truly insane, eh, guv?
Maybe it's the bleedin' sane blokes 'oo are insane,
and the insane blokes are actually the bleedin' ones 'oo spot buggers the way they right are?
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Old Jul 05, 02
Extra Crispy Beats
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
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14 INCHES????

get out!
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Old Jul 05, 02
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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lol.

I have a friend who actually talks almost just like that. I have to show this to him.
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