getting shat on by birds

[walkin]

okay, after 18 years of avoiding the dreaded bird poop, i get shat on at the bus stop!
and i know that stoopid crow did it on purpose too, cuz they are children of the devil, yes they are!
I WISH THAT THEY ALL DIED like the passenger pigeon!!!!!

**okay on a side note, can you imagine how many people would get crapped on if passenger pigeons still existed in the numbers that they did before they became extinct??

and don't say that getting pooed on is good luck, like 112356 people said that to me today...

[bebu*funfun]

*points at andrew and laughs* tehehehe j/kz!
nice seeing u today!

[walkin]

^^ditto

sorry if i was weird or whatever, today was a horrific day

[Bitchin]

haha, you got kaka on you!

[sh4un]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Starberry]

shat...haha

*Jen*

[~lazee_grrl~]

it's only spose to be good luck if it shits on ur head~..poor andrew~

[sebcoe]

atleast you aren't this little gomer OK

[Gold Streaks]

they do do it onpurpose man! watch for shit when u walk under a power line or somthing. they actually wait for ppl to shit on.

did u know that it is actually urine when they shit on u?

[crookedking]

at least you haven't had two birds fly into your window this year.

[victor h.]

i heard u can get a bald spot if u get shat on by a birdie...

u should watch the hair loss come in.. eeKkk

[walkin]

Originally posted by Gold Streaks:
they do do it onpurpose man! watch for shit when u walk under a power line or somthing. they actually wait for ppl to shit on.

did u know that it is actually urine when they shit on u?

it's actually their urine and shat combined, they only have one "tube" for excretion or sumn to that extent

[Gold Streaks]

that may be true but walk through a highly bird populated area. notice all the little bird turds around? u don't see turds come from up above.

[.muffy.]

i;ve had that happen before...right on the corner of a busy street downtown. What made it worse was that it was bright green and got all in my hair