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Jun 02, 01
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~To the bitch who stole my KandE~
what kind of person do you take yourself ot be who just coems and goes as you please, stealing KandE off a fucking stuffed animal's neck!
you make me sick! bunch of fucking savages in this world. May the fleas of 1000 camels infest your crotch. 
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Jun 02, 01
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ahhh...kande stealers...that just mean..if they want sum just ask...lalala...:Lazee:
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Jun 02, 01
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now... dats just wrong...
heheh and the "May the fleas of 1000 camels infest your crotch." thing.. hehehe dats funny if u actaully think about it... ...xoxo...
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Jun 02, 01
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STABBY'S GUIDE TO PROTECTING YOUR KANDY
from the creator of "stabby's phone prevention" or something like that in jen's thread... HOW TO PROTECT YOUR KANDY FROM EVIL RAVERS OR CHILDREN.
1. put the nice kandy on yourself, or staple them to your wall. where you put them on yourself.. is ENTIRELY up to you.. *cough* penis decorations *cough* ;] 2. the ones you put on stuffed animals. make sure they are ugly ones. dipped in scat, old milk and other "wonderful smelling" rotting food. this will ensure that no one has the guts to come near you let alone steal your kandy. 3. to those that have lost their sense of smell or whatnot from certain drugs. they will still have thei sense of touch. so dip your kandy in extra spoiled milk as you leave the house and scat so as they go to hug you and attempt to steal tha kandy. BAM. hands covered in shit. they'll stink for days and you'll be able to track them down. 4. instead of stringing your kandy with regular string. use electrical wire that you attatch to a remote. when it is being tugged. (aka someone running off with your kandy) press the remote and send volts of electricity jolting through their lil body :Kam: do repeat until you have caught up the the theif. 5. when you make the kandy. dont make a single necklace.. make it a long one that you tie over and over again around the stuffies neck.. that way it'll take longer to take it and be hard to fit in their pocket. this also has the hansel and gretle affect where you can trace back with beads. 6. hold your stuffed animal in the front and punch anyone that comes within a feet of you. 7. walk around naked. (i dunno. most ppl dont run up and molest naked ppl cuz its illegal or something) 8. put your kandy IN the stufed animal like have it coming in and out of the doll all evil like :027: and thats all i can thnk of right now... this tutorial has been brought to youby kmart. and my brain!! :) a dangerous combination. WOOT.
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Sep 17, 04
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Sep 18, 04
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One might wodner if after all this time he's managed to steal it back.
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Sep 18, 04
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here's a tip: MAKE A NEW KANDE BRACELET
the beads prolly cost you 50 cents
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Sep 18, 04
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kandy!
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