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Nov 24, 02
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police dogs
their barking is as scary as hell. i swear their robots 'cause as soon as they're told they don't have to act mean they turn into these lovable puppys in a split second. creepy!
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Nov 24, 02
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no its just really good training. My moms friend had a doberman pincher and when he was on his chain it was set in his head 2 destroy... but when he was off his chain he was a big sucky head.
U know how u kill dogs... u take thier front legs and u pull them outwards very hard until u hear SNAP then they r like dead and stuff so just incase a psycho dog ever tries 2 chomp on ya put that lil bit of advice 2 use
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Nov 24, 02
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on my way back from ibiza this year, stopped over in toronto to connect to my flight to van, im waitin in line for customs, a dog starts sniffin my cargo poket, im like wtf , i dnt have anything on me, dog walks away, comes back two mins later, sniffs my same poket, now im trippin, but luckily the officer with the dog had no time or just didnt wanna bother with me, i dunno, but when i got on the plane i checked my poket, and i had an e in there from apex, i had been carryin it around with me for two weeks, through customs in two contries, im one lucky mofo.........
thats my experience with police dogs
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Nov 25, 02
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Nov 25, 02
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Props for not gettin caught!! :kam:
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Nov 25, 02
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my puppy is a german shepard. he's 6 years old. and he's my body guard. if you yell at me, he'll bite your face off. if you touch me...even hug me...he'll bite your face off. he's a puppy to me though. he's big and funny and so cuuuuute. ask aki or caitlin. he's kinda chubby though. but it's just baby fat. he lets me sleep on his stomach and when my feet are cold he lays down on them. and if i sleep in in the morning, he sits outside my door and gives me a big morning kiss. and when i'm sad, he sits next to me and cuddles with me cuz i think he can read my mind or he gives me his paw when i'm sad. and when i'm sleeping, to make sure i'm ok...he gets up every now and then and watches me sleep and sometimes nudges me slightly to make sure i'm still breathing. and he has nightmares cuz he sleeps and wakes up barking. and he's scared of the garbage truck and lightning.
i miss my puppy. but i get to see him in 18 days. i can't wait. i wish he could move here to toronto with me. i like police dogs. oh and by the way, my puppy could have been a show dog. so that means he's a model in dogland.
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Nov 26, 02
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Nov 26, 02
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not necissarily... I guess my brother has done that 2 a crazed pit bull b4:) seemed to work
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Nov 26, 02
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lol oh adam i love that story!
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Nov 26, 02
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If you want to stop a dog from biting you, just pull yor jacket over your fist and ram your arm down the dogs throat.
It can't bite down since your fist is in the way of its throat.
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Nov 26, 02
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I heard that they were considering putting police dogs on patrols through schools in Surrey... IF this is true and any of you go to school out there I have a very funny prank for you. What you do is make some pot tea (really easy just boil water and add your weed) and once cooled down put it in a plastic water bottle with a squirt top. Then walk through the school and spray a bit of it on thongs such as teachers desks, the principles office or anything else authority related. When the cop dog comes sniffing through it will go nuts and bark like crazy when it smells all of these things.
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Nov 26, 02
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^^^^ Spray it on thongs eh?? :225:
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