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Old May 03, 07
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Bottom feeder meter maids

So, today Im delivering a full load of cheap shitty shoes to army and navy on Cordova.. My truck with trailer, is over 70 feet long. Because cordova is a one way street that goes eastbound, backing in is relatively sketchy due to the way you are facing; basically, you cant see jack shit and have to rely purely on what you see when checking it out before hand.... So when you need to back a 70 foot vehicle into a part between 2 buildings about 2 feet wider than the trailer, you need to be very fucking careful, as you CANT see behind you, and need every inch of free space available.

So, I approach army and navy and park on the right side of cordova in a bus zone, becuase Im not going to park my truck in the middle of the road. I put my hazards on, leave all my lights on and the truck running, and quickly run over to the alley to check it out.

I come back to my truck ONE minute later, and this commando fuckass is in the process of giving me a parking ticket. I ask him politely what the problem is.

him - "You are stopped in a bus zone"
me - "Yes, I am making a delivery, I went to see if the alley is clear so I can back in"
him - "Vancouver has a zero tolerance policy on parking in bus zones"
me - "Do you have to continue with your ticket? I cant back in here until I am sure its safe to do so"
him - "Yes, and theres nothing you can do"
me - "Well, as a guy trying to earn a wage like yourself.... how am I supposed to do my job safely if I cant get out to take a look at the place Im delivering to?"
him - "You could park on hastings next time"
me - "So you want me to park on hastings, and walk down here to check if I can back in 10 minutes later?? (the time it would take me to get back onto cordova)
him - "Maybe you shouldnt bring such a big truck down here"
me - "Because I have a choice where I deliver and the size of trailer I have??"
him - "Thats not my problem"
me - "You're a fucking prick you know"

Then he walks away.




Dear Mr. Shithead,

You are a hemorrhoid on the ass of our beautiful city and I hope you fall on a used syringe.

Sincerely,
Jeff
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Old May 03, 07
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What a fucking prick.

Hes probably mad because he is a meter bitch and has to drive around a smart car... hahaha... fucking loser.

You should have taken his id number and complained to his manager... it would probably do nothing, but maybe you could have just made it a little harder for him by saying "I gladly accepted the ticket... but he was extremely rude and offensive"
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Old May 03, 07
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Truckers always get a hard time from city folk man. I come from a trucker family and I've been raised on one road rule above all: if it's bigger than you, it has the right of way.

Up here, people give truckers a wide berth because they all understand that it's not exactly an agile machine. Even cops.

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Old May 03, 07
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that prolly made his day
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Old May 03, 07
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^^ Yep, I bet it did.. he probably made a thread on the 'ass hat-ticket-writers-union' forum he frequents in his spare time about how he fucked over some 'punk truck driver.' :D

I would have loved to take that little computer of his and bat it through the windshield of his car with my big ass pry bar.

So I went and told the dispatcher of the company I was working for today about Captain Cockring, and he offered to pay for the ticket. I was pleasantly surprised becuase normally companies are so tight-assed when it comes to paying commercial vehicle fines, especially since Im contracted out to them and not directly working for them.
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Old May 03, 07
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What a fucking prick.

Hes probably mad because he is a meter bitch and has to drive around a smart car... hahaha... fucking loser.

You should have taken his id number and complained to his manager... it would probably do nothing, but maybe you could have just made it a little harder for him by saying "I gladly accepted the ticket... but he was extremely rude and offensive"
i highly doubt he is mad about being a meter maid. they get paid QUITE well from what i've heard. Hell I would consider it a good job except for the weather you have to go out in all the time
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Old May 03, 07
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Im sure they get paid well also.... I just cant imagine working a job where every single person that sees you hates you and wants to hit you with their car.
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