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Old Jun 14, 07
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People who cut the line should be *spoken to firmly

I can't stand when some piece of filth decides that me or my friends are not there waiting for something or someone and they just sally on in front of you like your don't even exist.
3 very recent examples:
1. I'm waiting in line at Lotus and some fuckwads walk right in front of me and my buddy. I gave them shit, told them to get behind us and that was that. It ended well, because I was right and they were fuckwads.
2. My friend is waiting in McDonalds and a couple shit for brains walk in and walk right by her as she is waiting. I went up and physically moved her ahead and said that I didn't have time to wait.
3. I went for Pizza and two dressed up tods in their American Eagle dress shirts and swanky chains decide that I'm not in line, that Im not ordering even though I'm in a fucking pizza liken you fucking tods. Well, They start ordering as because I made a fatal error of stepping out of the line for one second. Realizing my error, I ask my buddy who is in the line to order for me a Greek pizza. He fails to do so and I am at the back of the line again. What right do these preppy how ya doing cowboy bootlickers have to cut in front of me after I made it aware that I wanted to order. In the end, I made a scene and got upset at my buddy for not ordering me a slice. I wasn't really upset with him, but i wanted to to let these toilet licker's know that I was alive and that this shit will not fly with me. NO I WONT CALM DOWN, I WANT MY GODDAMN PIZZA. Its so easy to say that I need to relax and probably stay off hard alcohol and I probably shouldn't even be eating pizza at midnight anyways. I just have this zest to want to fuck with people that want to invade my space. It's a territorial thing, I stand my ground and I will be damned if someone is going to discount my time and space.
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Old Jun 14, 07
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.......fuckin' line cutters
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Old Jun 14, 07
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you should try valium.
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wow man, you get really angry.
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You should have peed in your place in line and continued urinating to let them know that you have marked your territory. That way people won't even want to get in the same line as you. FAST TRACK TO THE TOP!
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clearly the man is very passionate about pizza
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Old Jun 14, 07
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These turds don't generally care if they're right or wrong as long as they get their way. Getting angry in line at the pizza place probably made them laugh that you were trippin' up so badly.

I personally prefer insulting subtleties or, in an ideal world, hammers to their heads...
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clearly the man is very passionate about pizza
P.A.R.T.Y is a dude?? lol all this time I thought it was a chick.

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Old Jun 14, 07
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It figures that I would get a mixed reaction on this. I'm not overly impatient, but I do have a tendency to get upset if I'm disrespected.
It's something primal in me.
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Old Jun 14, 07
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I swear they all meet at Disneyland and discuss their line cutting strategies for the following year.
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I swear they all meet at Disneyland and discuss their line cutting strategies for the following year.

That was a SECRET!!11 Mickey won't let you in for this year's convention, you've betrayed the Brotherhood. And we were going to discuss the "Granny Advance" manoeuvre, you're missing out!
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I think getting shot is a little hard.
I cut line not two days ago, would you like to 'shoot' me?
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Nice edit. What about the "rape and pillage" thing though? I didn't know FNK condoned making light of something as serious as rape.
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Old Jun 14, 07
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Isn't this the punching bag? Myles, for god sakes take off the pirate hat. It makes you look like you're from New Zealand.
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I can't stand when some piece of filth decides that me or my friends are not there waiting for something or someone and they just sally on in front of you like your don't even exist.
3 very recent examples:
1. I'm waiting in line at Lotus and some fuckwads walk right in front of me and my buddy. I gave them shit, told them to get behind us and that was that. It ended well, because I was right and they were fuckwads.
2. My friend is waiting in McDonalds and a couple shit for brains walk in and walk right by her as she is waiting. I went up and physically moved her ahead and said that I didn't have time to wait.
3. I went for Pizza and two dressed up tods in their American Eagle dress shirts and swanky chains decide that I'm not in line, that Im not ordering even though I'm in a fucking pizza liken you fucking tods. Well, They start ordering as because I made a fatal error of stepping out of the line for one second. Realizing my error, I ask my buddy who is in the line to order for me a Greek pizza. He fails to do so and I am at the back of the line again. What right do these preppy how ya doing cowboy bootlickers have to cut in front of me after I made it aware that I wanted to order. In the end, I made a scene and got upset at my buddy for not ordering me a slice. I wasn't really upset with him, but i wanted to to let these toilet licker's know that I was alive and that this shit will not fly with me. NO I WONT CALM DOWN, I WANT MY GODDAMN PIZZA. Its so easy to say that I need to relax and probably stay off hard alcohol and I probably shouldn't even be eating pizza at midnight anyways. I just have this zest to want to fuck with people that want to invade my space. It's a territorial thing, I stand my ground and I will be damned if someone is going to discount my time and space.
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Old Jun 15, 07
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Isn't this the punching bag? Myles, for god sakes take off the pirate hat. It makes you look like you're from New Zealand.
yeah but to have someone shot is a tad excessive. btw I like new Zealand :(
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Old Jun 15, 07
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You should have peed in your place in line and continued urinating to let them know that you have marked your territory. That way people won't even want to get in the same line as you. FAST TRACK TO THE TOP!
Lol fast track.
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Old Jun 20, 07
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You won't see me cutting you off in traffic, shopping lines, etc. This is a golden rule.
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Old Jun 20, 07
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