when you eat really spicy food and it burns your asshole when you take a dump

[SEAN!]

last night i went to insadong with my homegirl glendu whose an old school raver some you know her. anyway everything was going well but then like a dumbass i ate these cayenne peppers that were on our food. man it was painfull as hell going down. but i woke up this morning and had my daily constitutional and them joints burnt my asshole like a mother fucker, ive never had that happen to me before and goddamn its painfull as fuck.


anyway, my apologizes to all of you who vomitted all over your self, i just felt like sharing this story...

[tiedye]

I've got an iron stomach. Bring on the heat!

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by tiedye

I've got an iron stomach. Bring on the heat!

it wasnt my stomach that was in pain

[tiedye]

It's the root of the issue. If it hurts going down, it hurts going out.

[mapleleaf4ever]

First it's how many ply for TP, now it's flaming assholes.

FnK has got some rectal phenomenon going on.

[Revolver]

fuck this thread is GOLD!...er, perhaps BROWN.


but anyways ya, i was at the mongolie grill yesterday with my girl and i loaded up to heavy on the sezchuan sauce and basically yea....its been a pretty gnarly monday. juuuust though fnk should know that.

FLLLLLLCUSH.

[MissBehavior]

Am I the only one who heard Johnny Cash in my head when I read the subject for this?

[ebbomega]

Thank you internet for starting off my week with this.

[decypher]

They need a section strictly for bowel movements.

[Revolver]

k,basically ^

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by decypher

They need a section strictly for bowel movements.

Um...

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

Um...

I was almost expecting that to be a link to the Coffee Lounge.

[crackdragon]

finally! there are not nearly enough posts about bowl movements that burn on fnk

[ebbomega]

Sean is like this forum's Wendell.

[Kraig]

Insadong? That's the Korean place off of Lougheed right? Pretty tasty there.

[b0ld]

[Chewy]

You must incorporate the dab technique. Wet your TP with the tap first and dab like your playing bingo.

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by Chewy

You must incorporate the dab technique. Wet your TP with the tap first and dab like your playing bingo.

Also very useful on day three of a whiskey binge.