So this bushman, this adventurer and this priest are travelling in a jungle in south america, when they come upon an indigenous tribe. The tribe captures them and takes them to the chieftain. The chieftain points to the bushman, and says, "DEATH OR RHIRHI?" The bushman, not wanting to die, says "Uh, rhirhi..." At which point the the guards strip his clothing and each male of the tribe proceeds to sodomise the bushman. Wobbly-legged, he stumbles to the jungle and wanders off.
Then the chieftain points to the adventurer, and shouts, "DEATH OR RHIRHI?" The adventurer says with confidence "No torture can be that bad. Rhirhi!" Second verse, same as the first, the adventurer walks off into the forest.
The chieftain finally points to the priest and challenges, "DEATH OR RHIRHI?" The priest thinks for a moment and says, "I've lived a holy life, I would hate for it to be tainted at this point, so I shall choose death." The chieftain looks astonished as nobody had ever chosen death before.
So after a long silent minute of pondering he proclaims, "Very well.... DEATH BY RHIRHI!"
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