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Old Aug 29, 08
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name droppers

I cant fucking stand it when certain accounts call here that do very little business with our company, and they drop names of people that havent worked here in months or years expecting to get a better deal then what im giving them.

Hi maybe buy upwards of 100k of shit from us then your pricing will change numb nuts.Fucking dirt merchants.
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Old Aug 29, 08
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Dear Diary,

Today i had mini bagels for breakfast,my mom delivered them to me with a coffee when i picked her up this morning.I got to work and then i had to work, it was very unsuper. I still trying to decide on a venue for my company x-maz party,i have narrowed it down to 2 options neither of which can take bookings until sept.

The economy is going to shit and my branch in EDM is flailing,thus fucking our branch although we are meeting our budget.I smell recession.

anyhoo ill write you later about some more stupid bullshit.

xoxoxoxoxoxox
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Old Aug 29, 08
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^this is the punching bag right.

not a :

HEY GUYS GUESS HOW AWESOME MY LIFE IS TODAY?!?!

nice try though :)
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Old Aug 29, 08
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as a bouncer - i get that shit all the time.

Then i get meaner and I start to push. Then they swear, then the cops arrest them
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Old Aug 29, 08
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Once at the Red Room, there was a huge line and 20.00 Cover. I told them I was with Akeel (who wasnt even there) and they let me right by.

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Old Aug 29, 08
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next time, just say:

"I play WOW, I have a level 80 barbarian"

All those guys play wow.
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Old Aug 29, 08
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as a bouncer - i get that shit all the time.

Then i get meaner and I start to push. Then they swear, then the cops arrest them
hehe im tired of jamming my fingers and thumbs pushing.

we just elbow yappy fucks in the teeth.
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Old Aug 29, 08
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obvious name dropping is embarrassing and kinda tacky.i think that everyone has talked with the type of people who constantly name drop and talk about other people non-stop! lol

ive name dropped in few circumstances when im listed or specifically invited to a show but i always feel kinda awkward and self conscious about it in a 'gosh i hope this ticket girl or bouncer guy dosent think im commin off like a holier-then-thou knob' sort of way.
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Old Aug 29, 08
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it is for sure tacky, it makes me feel embarassed for the person name dropping. especially if the persons name theyre dropping doesnt even know who the fuck they are.

or when solicitors call and ask for the controller who worked here like 10 years ago is real LOL material. I like squashing those people,like this one douche bag from TD threatening me with thier lawyer over our companies at one time subsidiaries that went tits up years ago that hasnt been a part of this company for years.so funny.
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Old Aug 29, 08
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I've never name dropped.

for celebs, i just show the plaza tag.
plaza i just walk in
lotus same deal

name dropping is weak embarassing if it doesnt work.
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name dropping is weak and embarrassing even when it does work. get on a list, get through because of your own doing or pay up and shut up.

I hate the idea of showing up somewhere and trying to get in free by saying someone else's name, I always just pay if I don't get my shit sorted before arriving.
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you livin in Y town now Jay? I could've sworn I saw you walking near sev last weekend.
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I've had to drop at the Lotus before, usually because it's some bouncer that doesn't normally work there that doesn't know me. I don't normally do it unless it's a show that I've worked on. I mean, I know it's tacky, but fucked if I'm not gonna get into a show that I just volunteered my afternoon setting up the sound for.
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you livin in Y town now Jay? I could've sworn I saw you walking near sev last weekend.
actually I live near Coal Harbour, but last weekend I went to Yaletown Brew Pub after the boat party. walked most of the way home looking for a cab. you live in YT?
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Yeah man, for 3 years.
Should've said hi, would've hit it with you.

But working at lotus :(
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obvious name dropping is embarrassing and kinda tacky.
yea its pretty embarrassing when you hang out with 1 or 2 people that do this way too much.

i like to call these people 'try hards'
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Yeah man, for 3 years.
Should've said hi, would've hit it with you.

But working at lotus :(
fuck I was so drunk I probably wouldn't have known who you were
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"who the fuck are you?"

"the only trance dj you know"

"HAYYY MARTY I LOVE YOU"
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what? you spin trance? sorry, we can't be friends.
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HAHAHAHA nice.
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what? you spin trance? sorry, we can't be friends.

We were friends? I thought acquaintances.
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Old Aug 30, 08
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i constantly hear "but im friends with the owner Peter"

umm...ok. The owners name is Emad. Peter is his nephew who just tells everyone he owns the place.

i also like hearing "im friends with the owner...what was his name again?" and i spew out some random name and they are "riight yes im friends with *insert random name here* the owner" and then i get to politely call them on their bullshit.

i work in a restaurant of whos whos and who you know. somebody always knows somebody and trying to keep the vips from the vip vips straight drives me nuts.

those poor 'nobodies' who just want a nice dinner. good luck with that. i hope you have a reso and know that they will get you out so fast you wont have time to chew your dessert.
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What restaurant do you work at?
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Old Aug 30, 08
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i hope you have a reso and know that they will get you out so fast you wont have time to chew your dessert.
conveniently not a lot of desserts have to be chewed much.
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i also like hearing "im friends with the owner...what was his name again?" and i spew out some random name and they are "riight yes im friends with *insert random name here* the owner" and then i get to politely call them on their bullshit.
Karma.
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