fuckin cops

[bren]

last night i almost got arrested. en-route to mavericks by plaza from the holiday inn DT, me buddy and i got some pizza and some coke to mix our vodka with. some camoflaged cop (with a reflective vest - just to make sure no one would see him) grabbed me and made me drop my pizza and yanked me outside. he was mad about the micky of smirnoff, and had obviously had a really rough night. he proceeded to search me, which i didnt really mind and actually started laughing cause he was tickling me. when it came to him checking around my junk - i couldnt resist and blurted out "you like that eh?"

dont ever ask a cop if he likes your junk...

after i regained my wind from the blow to the stomach - i was lectured about how serious his job was and that i need a lesson in drunk and disorderly conduct. my buddy kev ran out the back door. thanks dude.

bren

ps - i think he did like my junk

[c.tard]

my sister once told a cop that she liked a man in uniform. that didn'tmake him too happy.

[Bitchin]

he liked your junk?

hahahaha..

omg.. apex memories.. eeps!

[matéo]

wait. a plolice officer punched you b/c of that comment?

[sNyx]

:hehe: thats ruff man.. but now you gotta killer police story! :kam:

[Bitchin]

woah, that just remind me of some guy telling anoteh a story infront of 711 about how a cop got mad at him for expressing his opinion.. so that cop like jumped him or something and he pulled out a machetti outta his pants..

mean while, as he was telling this story his pants weren't done up... :sick:

[mikey]

you have some strange friends jovi ~


mikey ~
DA

[GiggleyGal]

That's ruff!!! :(

[Bitchin]

he wasnt my friend.. just some guy we were waking by and he was yelling his story out... but seriously..

wut type of moron pulls a machetti outta his pants and uses on a cop to say fuck off?

[c.tard]

Originally posted by Bitchin
wut type of moron pulls a machetti outta his pants and uses on a cop to say fuck off?

the same type of moron that stands outside a 7-11 with his pants undone yelling at people?? :P

obviously this guy wasn't quite right in the head.. hehe

[Bitchin]

^haha, that actually made me laugh.. and its so ture.. but he was tellin some bum his story.. oi.. krepy ppl at 9 am I tell ya

[NinjaBoy]

So basically you were drunk off your ass, a cop stoped you, you made drunken stupid comments...

[c.tard]

Originally posted by Bitchin
^haha, that actually made me laugh.. and its so ture.. but he was tellin some bum his story.. oi.. krepy ppl at 9 am I tell ya

lol, i can picture it now! haha..

but.. why were you at a 7-11 at 9am?? crazy jovi.. CRAZY! :284:

[Bitchin]

uh, after evolution, I went to play with dalyn and dave they wanted mcdicks so and it didnt open till 830 cause they're tards and yeah.. went to 711 after and thats when this sharade occured!

[c.tard]

Ahh.. I see. hehe that makes sense.
except for the mcdicks. aren't they all supposed to be open at like 6am or something??? whatever.. crazy people..

[Tease]

Bren...always gettin in trouble

[dreckis]

i was with my friend in a limo and we were totaly hammered and getting loud and shit so the driver called the police on us and my friend was fighting with the cop the entire way to the station on main and we were getting out of the patty wagon and he told the cop his wife was delicous hahaah lets just say my friend lost half of his ear and the cop got a head butt to the noise.

[matéo]

I still can't get past the point of the police officer punching you.
A police officer cannot punch you for the reasons you described.
So spill it.

[Chet]

yeah you should have asked him for his badge #
then his home phone # and see what he would have done then
HA HA HA
sounds like this cop has some sexuality issues

[bren]

Originally posted by Matty7.0
I still can't get past the point of the police officer punching you.
A police officer cannot punch you for the reasons you described.
So spill it.

it was more of a forearm/elbow blow to my side than a punch...

it was enough to knock me down and take my wind out... was acting all drill-sargeant like barking at me and shit.

i know he wasnt allowed to do that - but what was i supposed to tell him - he was already yelling at me about telling him how to do his job

[matéo]

It does'nt matter he is not above the law. Don't fear cops half of them are fucking crooked. I have complained about two police officers and one parking Nazi by writing letters. All letters were followed up by phone calls from them. The police officers were actually already being investigated for the way they handle matters and the parking nazi? well lets just say some how I found his car phone number and many mornings at work are filled with prank calls to that parking cop.

Neways if you arent running, trying to get away, or fighting back the cop can't deliver a blow to any part of your body!

[bren]

Originally posted by Matty7.0
It does'nt matter he is not above the law. Don't fear cops half of them are fucking crooked. I have complained about two police officers and one parking Nazi by writing letters. All letters were followed up by phone calls from them. The police officers were actually already being investigated for the way they handle matters and the parking nazi? well lets just say some how I found his car phone number and many mornings at work are filled with prank calls to that parking cop.

Neways if you arent running, trying to get away, or fighting back the cop can't deliver a blow to any part of your body!

doesnt really help me that i was too drunk to get a look at his name or even his face - except that he kinda reminded me of the dad from growing pains on steroids.

[SEAN!]

Originally posted by Matty7.0
I still can't get past the point of the police officer punching you.
A police officer cannot punch you for the reasons you described.
So spill it.

no but they do get physical for non justifiable reasons some times, ive had it happen to me.

but ive also had alot of good expereinces with cops, so i don't hate em, there just like regular people some people are assholes and some are chill.

[waimea]

Originally posted by Matty7.0
It does'nt matter he is not above the law. Don't fear cops half of them are fucking crooked. I have complained about two police officers and one parking Nazi by writing letters. All letters were followed up by phone calls from them. The police officers were actually already being investigated for the way they handle matters and the parking nazi? well lets just say some how I found his car phone number and many mornings at work are filled with prank calls to that parking cop.

Neways if you arent running, trying to get away, or fighting back the cop can't deliver a blow to any part of your body!

You're right. Legally they cannot hit you in any way for what you say verbally, that definitely doesn't mean they won't though. If there are no witnesses then it is your words against them, and unless you have physical evidence to prove that you were treated unjustly, it's pretty rare for your words to be believed over the police.

I agree with you 100%. And that's good that you wrote letters instead of letting yourself be abused. There are many cops who are honest, fair, and do their jobs well which I respect... it's obviously not an easy job. On the other hand there are some who are simply insecure, immature, power hungry criminals, and if they want to, they can do almost anything and get away with it. I was violently tackled and pepper sprayed by two cops for verbally expressing my opinions. After later proving that I was infact misstreated, I was given an apology. Having cops admit to you that what they did was wrong and that they are sorry is a great feeling, but I've learned its not worth the bullshit you have to go through first. Unless what they are doing is so wrong you can't stand it, just shut up and treat them with as much respect a you can possibly muster, and they'll go away a lot faster.

[crookedking]

i wonder how many threads have been made, complaining about cops?