being played
we were partying in this restaurant after hours and it was a total sausage fest exept for this milf. i talked to her most of the time i was there and every once in a while some of my bros would try to get in. i'd like go to the bathroom and come back to see three guys sitting at the table with her. later on she was trying to get a ride and ppl were saying they were too drunk to drive and shit. I'm all "lets get a cab." she's like "ok". so i grab her hand and take her away from all the other guys, thinking im the man. so im in the cab groping her and shit thinking this is it! im finally going to nail a coug! when she asks how old i am. i told her im twenty four. she's all "there's no way you're twenty four. you look like your twenty." im like "do you wanna see some id?" and she just says to me " I have a son your age." then she kissed me and left. I had to go back to the party with my head hanging low. she just wanted someone to pay for her cab.
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