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Old Jan 11, 03
Lord of the Blings
 
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being played

we were partying in this restaurant after hours and it was a total sausage fest exept for this milf. i talked to her most of the time i was there and every once in a while some of my bros would try to get in. i'd like go to the bathroom and come back to see three guys sitting at the table with her. later on she was trying to get a ride and ppl were saying they were too drunk to drive and shit. I'm all "lets get a cab." she's like "ok". so i grab her hand and take her away from all the other guys, thinking im the man. so im in the cab groping her and shit thinking this is it! im finally going to nail a coug! when she asks how old i am. i told her im twenty four. she's all "there's no way you're twenty four. you look like your twenty." im like "do you wanna see some id?" and she just says to me " I have a son your age." then she kissed me and left. I had to go back to the party with my head hanging low. she just wanted someone to pay for her cab.
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Old Jan 11, 03
strange.
 
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wow that sucks.
it also sucks that you friends were all trying to get in there (despite you wanting too)
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Old Jan 11, 03
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so it would've been ok if you were 20?
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Old Jan 11, 03
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thats sick and twisted
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Old Jan 11, 03
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dont worry... I went threw the same shit.. except he compared me to his sister.. its lame..

wuteva.. we dont need em' ollie.. we deserve bettah!
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Old Jan 11, 03
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shitty deal
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Old Jan 11, 03
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thats sick and twisted
thats the way i like it baby!
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Old Jan 11, 03
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dont worry... I went threw the same shit.. except he compared me to his sister.. its lame..

wuteva.. we dont need em' ollie.. we deserve bettah!
i know. it's just that i really want an older woman. by the time i get a coug i'll be old myself.
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Old Jan 11, 03
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^^ dood I hear you
I wanna nail some hot 35 year old
they could really show you whats up in bed
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Old Jan 11, 03
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HAHAHAHAH
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Old Jan 11, 03
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chet thats kinda twisted.... lol
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Old Jan 11, 03
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trick ass hoes
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Old Jan 12, 03
dumb it down, would ya?
 
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that sucks ollie.

one day you will find your one night 38 year old (R)
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Old Jan 12, 03
dumb it down, would ya?
 
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btw who was it?

were you at the colliseum?
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Old Jan 12, 03
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btw who was it?

were you at the colliseum?
i sure was. you know that.
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Old Jan 12, 03
dumb it down, would ya?
 
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ahhh the colliseum...the haven for us drunkards!

(R)
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Old Jan 12, 03
.krista.
 
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hahahahaha im sorry ollie but i still find this really funny

muahahaha

silly kid
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Old Jan 15, 03
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ahhh the colliseum...the haven for us drunkards!

(R)
LOL! your brother was one of the other guys trying to get in there bro.
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Old Jan 15, 03
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(R)
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Old Jan 19, 03
pussy see pussy do
 
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what can i say 'sucker for love'
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