when your work LOSES your pay check and you have to wait 3 weekss for a new one...

[Sammy Skillz]

i have aids. like full blown aids. i have enough aids to go around. do you want some?

when i get my pay check, i'm going to buy new rims for my bling bling car. that way, i'll get soooooo much pussy. i need to bling out my car and drive fast, cuz chicks love my car...and it makes them forget about my not-so flattering face. with these new rims, i'll have enough pussy to last me a life time. trust me.

[krisamata]

^^^^^^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
omg
seriosuly i fucking love you!

i totally want some aids.

omg i wont be able to stay off of you when you get yer rims...
dude bling bling


lets race our mom's minivans k??!!?

they wont go as fast as my honda...but dude...we can totally pimp out the vans......when the chicks see us raving...we'll totally get the pussy in the back...more room *****

[Sammy Skillz]

hopefully i'll have enough money left over from my pay check cuz i really want some camo pants.

can you imagine? picture this:

i'm driving around....in my mom's blinged out mini van...windows rolled down...air blowing through my hair (a bowl cut, of course)...the sun shining...my orange oakley sun glasses on...going 200 clicks...pumpin tha Venga Boys...crusin by all tha fine ass vancity honeys...IN CAMO PANTS.


oh baby. i'm a pussy magnet. i can't wait to work all that pussy...gonna work them all in like a new pair of boots yo.

[krisamata]

aaaaaaawwwwwww *drools*
sammy i want you ssssooooo much
even though i know yer a lez

[Sammy Skillz]

damn my secret is out. how did you find out? i guess my attempts at trying to prove my masculinity kinda gave it away???

now come over here and spread those legs.

[c.tard]

Originally posted by Sammy Skillz
i'm driving around....in my mom's blinged out mini van...windows rolled down...air blowing through my hair (a bowl cut, of course)...the sun shining...my orange oakley sun glasses on...going 200 clicks...pumpin tha Venga Boys...crusin by all tha fine ass vancity honeys...IN CAMO PANTS.

hahahaha!!!


oh sammy.. you're the best.. hehehehehe :P

[krisamata]

^^^^^ i know isnt he?

him and his gayness..oh geez

gets me all excited

hey yo....i like yer new hair!

[c.tard]

^^ oh ya.. just picture that.. him in camo pants, orange sunglasses with a bowlcut in a pimped out minivan.. OoOoOO that just makes me RANDY... RANDY DANDY!!!


(about the hair.. thanks =) hehe)

[*Caitlin*]

you know they tried to do the same thing to me. fucking angela bitch. she needed to find my hours and the dates i worked, so she went to check it out and only like 20 hours came up.. and then she asked me if id signed in and out? OBVIOUSLY. anyways, i bitched at her and got my money. i hate her.

[Sammy Skillz]

angela is a fat lump of shit.