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Punching Bag Bitch, cry and whine your way into oblivion. |
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Motherfucking OW!
"So when'd you get that piercing?"
"Like a week and a half ago." "Cool... does it still hurt" "Kinda a lil sore to touch but that's it." 1/2 hour later... WHACK! <screams> "You son of a bitch!" "What?!? I thought you said it didn't hurt. <garbled swearing> "Ya... if you don't fucking hit it!" "Oh... sorry" 1 hr later... WHACK! <screams> "Jesus-Christ-son-of-a-mother-fucking... you dumb lil shit!" "WHAT?!?" "Quit hitting my fucking ear!" "But you said it didn't hurt" "Ya you drunken fuck... WHEN YOU DON'T TOUCH AND/OR HIT IT!" <uttered death threats> "I think it's infected." "I think you don't know shit about piercings Paul" "It's been a week... it should be healed now." "Dude... cartilage piercings take a long fucking time to heal... sometimes they never do." "Sorry." GAH!! You think people who worked in a Canada's National Laboratory for Partical and Nuclear Physics ( http://www.triumf.ca ) would have a lil friggin common sense! <soothes her poor lil ear> Dumbfuck... On a side note... damn I wish I worked at TRIUMF... |
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hey i worked at triumf too!
and your incident with the piercings reminds me of this situation i had with a friend once... "hey guess what!" "what?" "i got my nipple pierced!" "whoa, does it hurt?" "yeah it hurts like a bitch!" *pokes her boob* "YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE" john 2899131 |
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John...
Thankfully no ones poked my boobie... I think I'd deck um. That falls in the same category as tatty slapping... stupid people <shakes head> Nathaniel... Just one of my silly White Rock friends... Dan... Pfffft... laugh at my pain! Pics are great thanx ;) |
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/me recalls that incident veeery well.... that fucking asshole..... --Joanne :P |
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Cerah...I'm not laughing @ your pain...just your skillful ability with prose and storytelling...just a bad side-effect that the story was about your pain...
Plus my brain is dead...I haven't been this bored @ werk n a while...anything to break the monotony...I feel like a 17 year old schoolgirl, waiting for the phone to ring...hahahaha |
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