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u havin spider problems at this time of the year?
fuck in the summer i was sittin here on fk with my feet up on what is supposed to be the pringer tray... when all i see out of the corner of my eye is THE hugest wolf spider right by my feet. and the worst part is when i came back to take care of the beast it was no where to be found. needless to see i went to bed. |
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okay...that fukken skary...i hate spiderz too....once i qus sleepin and then sumthing woke me up...then when i turned mah head, the biggest muthafukken wolf spider wuz RUTE bside mah head...on mah PILLOW...skared the shiet outta me...killed the fukker like there wuz no tomorrow... :finger:
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OMFG
spiders are like the worst things EVER to inhabit this earth ESPECIALLY the enormous wolf spiders...fucking nasty shit so this one time i was at my dad's house...watching tv upstairs...and this huge mutha fuckin hairy piece of shit comes running along the floor at like i swear 50 km an hour...no joke so me being scared shitless raised my feet completely off the floor and stared at the thing...there was no way i was going near that shit so i just sat there like staring at the thing..and i swear it was staring right back at me...SO CREEPY...so it ran away and i was even more scared cause i didn't know where the fuck it went...so like 10 minutes later it comes RUNNING along back...so this time i was prepared and chucked a fucking telephone book on the piece of shit...SPLAT is right it was sooooo nasty die spiders...DIE :finger: |
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^ i know! that happened to me once at school.
I'm absolutely terrified of spiders and I was sitting in class right after break, class was about to start. I sat near the window, and I looked over and there was this giant spider sitting at the window. I screamed sooooo loud and I jumped onto the table. Then this guyi n my class picked it up and chucked it out the window (and we were on the second floor) ughhh.. i *hate* spiders. so scary =( |
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haha i love it when guys run from spiders or shriek like a girl :toasted:
not that I know any *cough*:BOB: Those tiny red spiders are CREEEEPPPYYY you touch them and they get squished to death and turn into a blood-colored ooze... *shudder* |
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^^eww, if i spy a spider, it does not live, its bloodlust or something, i cannot sleep, eat, study, anything until i know that bloody spider is squashed dead and oozing. old school papers and my crappy plastic sandals (which havent been thrown away for a reason) are my weapons of choice.... I hate spiders
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Last summer wuz the worst 4 spiders. It wuz soo creepy. They seem 2 come out more so when all the lites r off. So, if I wanted 2 get a drink in the middle of the nite I wuz paranoid cuz I knew when I turned on the lite there would be at least 1 huge black spider. Ewwww that just gives me the creeps. :soak:
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I'm the type who would like, stand on the other side of the room throwing shoes to try and kill it. i hate spiders.. |