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Old Feb 17, 03
O.G. Sammy
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Sammy Skillz is an unknown quantity at this point
stupid cocky-ass mother fuckers that go to my school.

so this morning i was in the dark room...trying to make a print that was due today. I was in there for an hour and a half and my print was still off-colour. it was way to yellow and it wouldn't change even though i bumped up the yellow setting crazy high. and i was already frustrated. anyone who knows me knows how dangerous i am when i'm flustered. sooo...i went to go get a test print out of the machine and i come back to my dark room and some fat bitch is FUCKING WITH MY ENGLARER. so i said "and what the fuck do you think you're doing?" and she was like "i just need to make 1 print" and i said "so do. we're twins. now get the fuck out" and she was like "I"M THIRD YEAR. WE GET TOP PRIORITY" and i was like "and i'm first year and if you don't get the fuck out i'm gonna burn your fucking negatives" so she gets out and as she's leaving she says "asshole". ummm not gonna fly with me. so i go back to the machine 10 minutes later to get another test strip and and my friend shannon is there and i ask her what she thinks about the color of my test strip. and shannon's thinking and the FAT EVIL WHORE comes in and is all "well if you ask me...it looks like shit" and she starts giggling with some ugly ass guy who's pants are 3 inches too short. so i just ignored her. and then she was like "keep trying...it takes you first year kids a while to get things done right" so then her print comes out and i just smile and i make sure she sees me smile. and then she was like "you have nothing to smile about. THIS is what you should strive for" and then one of the profs came in and he was like "heather stop intimidating younger kids" and i'm just like "i don't fucking care...that bitch don't got shit on me" needless to say...i wasn't allowed to use the darkroom after that. i got a "third warning". it's weird though...i don't remember getting a first or second warning?

and then i was trying to finish my design project and some dirty ass smelly guy came up to me and he was like "you're on my computer" and i looked all over the screen and computer and lifted up the keyboard and said "funny...i can't find your name anywhere on it" and he was like "i always use this computer" and i was like "....that's a lovely story...but if you don't mind...i'm kind of busy". so then i go away for like a minute and i come back in to the room and my fucking cd is SCRATCHED?! and so i go up to the guy and i'm like "what the fuck" and he was like "sorry...i'm kinda busy here..." trying to mock me? so i took his cd and broke the fucking thing in half. stupid bitch.

so i'm pretty sure when i got into class tomorrow morning, my prof is gonna give me a WARNING about computer room ettiquete.

i hate the people in my school...especially the older people in my program. they're rude...and mean...and i HATE THEM,

-s.
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Old Feb 17, 03
Duffle bag boy
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Maybe if you wern't so rude to them they might have be nicer...
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Old Feb 17, 03
snowboarding is life
 
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Fuckin shity dude...I hate fuckers like that.
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Old Feb 17, 03
pussy see pussy do
 
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build a bridge and get over it
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Old Feb 17, 03
[RooЯ]pure glass
 
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or don't build a bridge and get an ulcer!
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Old Feb 17, 03
of reality
 
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west coast is so much more chill dude, its all good out here( most of tha time) or europe not many cocky beeeeatches in europe. Cant stand em'
glad you took a stand against the motha fuckas though...
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Old Feb 17, 03
O.G. Sammy
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
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hahaha...i'm originally from the west coast. i think that's why i find it so hard to understand some of the people's attitudes here. i know it sounds like i instigated all the stuff (im sure it does) but just the way that a lot of the people hold themselves and the faces they give you and stuff. my effrontery towards them wasn't uncalled for anything...it was just the way they act. it's hard to describe unless you see it for yourself.
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Old Feb 17, 03
of reality
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
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i think i know what you mean thou... its the way of life, its different in every region, and back east they tend to be pricks( no offence,MAJOR generalization) but its how they grew up, the actions and reactions they give are all learned from their surroundings... psychological stuff... they dont even know they act so different half the time
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Old Feb 17, 03
Hot Rod Ho
 
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bahaha you broke his cd
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Old Feb 18, 03
Breakdown
 
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"He who makes you angry, controls you."
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Old Feb 18, 03
O.G. Sammy
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Sammy Skillz is an unknown quantity at this point
^^^ very true. i hate the fact that i have to resort to the so -called "east coast" mentality. even though there are some really nice people here the majority SEEM to be a little more irrate than people in Vancouver. that's just what i've seen so far though. and i probably shouldn't try and let it bother me but sometimes i talk before i think which isn't the best of things.

-s.
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Old Feb 18, 03
billy bad ass
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
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sammy sammy sammy...

my mother always said "threat those as you want to be treated..."

if youre a dick to them - they will be dicks right back - and probably tenfold. although it makes as a great story...sometimes, especially at school its good to let a few things slide.

but as for the fat bitch on her high horse...is this the same fat bitch from your volleyball team? hhahaha

bren
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Old Feb 18, 03
O.G. Sammy
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Sammy Skillz is an unknown quantity at this point
ummm sorry but no one rang YOUR buzzer, poo-slut.

just kidding.

maybe.

but no! caroline is the fat lump of shit from my volleyball team. this fat evil whore was named heather or something? she's a MEAN MEAN UGLY FAT ASS MACHINE.

i know i shouldn't have been mean back but still!

-s
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Old Feb 18, 03
billy bad ass
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
bren is an unknown quantity at this point
you fucking crack me up....you bastard guy...

b.

"i wanna get something pierced..." bhahahhaaha
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Old Feb 18, 03
O.G. Sammy
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Sammy Skillz is an unknown quantity at this point
you're laughing now...but you just wait. i'm gonna get the fat lump of shit named caroline to take advantage of you. she's big...and she can cause a lot of damage and she'll have her way with you. and then I"LL be laughing.

in fact, i'm going to go tell her RIGHT NOW that i'm going to set her up with you.

how cute!

bren and tha mutha fuckin BEAST.

-s.
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Old Feb 18, 03
billy bad ass
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
bren is an unknown quantity at this point
more cushion for the pushin....thats all

hey sammy - you join in..."we can make sandwiches"

i can be the bun...you can be the burger girl.

blah

bren
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Old Feb 18, 03
O.G. Sammy
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Sammy Skillz is an unknown quantity at this point
i believe it goes like this

i know you wanna do it
you know i wanna do it too
out here on tha dance flooor
and we can make sandwiches
you can be tha bun
and i can be tha burger girl
i know you wanna do it
and we can make sandwiches
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Old Feb 18, 03
Registered
 
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make your thighs like butter girl easy to spread and we can make sandwiches...out here on tha dance floor
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Old Feb 18, 03
'latinum respect.
 
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I understand how most people can rag on sammy for giving these people attitude right back...

But seriously, what else should he do, be these people's fucking doormats? No. These people seem irrational and immature enough not to be able to maturely be reasoned with.
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Old Feb 18, 03
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^great point

this happened to me last semester in photography...i was in the dark room and had my enlarger set up to all the right adjustments i needed it at to do the print i was going to do..but when i went to grab some paper...none was there..so i stepped outside into the class and asked my teacher if he could refill the drawer...so iwent to my desk and waited patiently....but of course this fucking goof has to go into the darkroom...re-adjust my enlarger to all his"appropriate" settings...i walk in and see him standing there fiddling with my shit...so i'm like what the fuck are you doing. he's like well i noticed you had all the wrong settings for your print....i was like i noticed you have no right coming in here and fucking around with my shit...do you even know what print i'm doing?NO...so move along, and next time if you want any input on wut i'm doing...maybe ask first alright...so he waddled his fat ass out of there

people can be so fucking clueless and selfish sometimes :finger:
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Old Feb 18, 03
my boo
 
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tell that fat hoe to eat your ass because it seems to be the only thing she hasnt already eaten. only a few more sleeps:D
i think bren and fatlump # 2 would be a really cute couple.. id watch while they made babies.
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