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Old May 10, 03
O.G. Sammy
 
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when your fucking exchange students decide to have a party at your house?

so my parents are in mexico right now...leaving my brother and i at home with 3 exchange students. i left home yeserday at around 3:30ish and had cleaned up EVERYTHING cuz my brother was planning on having people over.

i got home at 3:30...really drunk, and there were people over alright. like about THIRTY. and they weren't my brother's friends. i found a note on my bedroom door saying "sammy, the stupid little shits decided to bring people over without asking and i couldn't have my get-together tonight...at reanna's house...if you need anything, call my cell" so these little fuckers decided to have a party at OUR house just cuz my parents left? please. not gonna fly with me. especially when i'm drunk.

so i walked down downstairs and there were drunk people all over the place, using our KITCHEN TABLE as an ashtray? spilled beer all over the place. and they were playing video games and this one fat mother fucker wouldn't stop yelling? so i was like "excuse me, do you mind keeping it down?" and what did he say? he told me to "shut up" :)

ohhhh silly little foreign boy...

so after ripping out their video game from the TV and telling the fat fuck to get his shit together and leave, i realized i couldn't find my dog anywhere.

and for anyone that's met my dog...he's not a small dog. he's a big german sheperd. it's not like he was hiding or anything. i walk around the main floor...go upstairs...can't find him...go do the 3rd floor...can't find him...go to the 4th floor, can't find him...come back up and happen to walk by a closet on the mainfloor and i hear whimpering. i open the door...it's my dog.

they fucking locked him in a closet cuz they were "scared" of him. so they take over my house, give ME attitude and then lock my dog in a closet? not gonna fly.

so i went up to one of the exchange students and iw as like "what the fuck are you doing?" and he was like "just having couple friend over" and i was like " a couple of friends? weird...cuz last time i checked...there was about THIRTY people here" and he was like "yah! just couple!" so i said "i want everyone out in 10 minutes" and he said "but no busses!!" so they all expected to SLEEP at my house? fuck that noise. i told him to start calling cabs.

there's garbage EVERYWHERE, the whole place is trashed, and i can't WAIT for them to wake up. cuz i'm a bitch by myself, and my brother is exactly the same as i am...so DOUBLE TROUBLE.

wake up kidssss...we're waitng for you..

-s.
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Old May 10, 03
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that fucking sucks

we used to get exchange students too... what ive learnt is to NEVER get any mexican students! sticking with the asian (chinese, korean, jap, etc) students are the best bet

im not trying to be racist or anything, but all the mexican students we ever had (3 or 4) were the rudest fucking kids ever

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Old May 10, 03
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WTF?!?!?!?! Holy SHIT....that is sooooo horrible! I can't believe it! You HAVE to report this to whatever program runs the exchange. These kids get the chance that so many people from foreign countries dream of and they take advantage of your hospitality? Fuck, get them out of here.

That makes me mad.

*Jen*
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Old May 10, 03
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holy shit....
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Old May 10, 03
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thats fucken HILARIOUS!!
sammy I sure hope you went ape shit.. I would have loved the chance..

plus they did what to your dog? oh buddy you get that dog to shit on his pillow..
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Old May 10, 03
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whoa...thats not fuckin cool sammy....these kids have nerve....i wudda flipped the fuck out!
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Old May 10, 03
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I would have jsut called over a couple of friends and "persuaded" them to leave... But there was like thirty of em, so iono if that would work. I guess you could have called the Pigs or something, but that would be a bitch too. Seems to me you really couldnt do shit :( They owned you :(
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Old May 10, 03
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holy shit..those bitches who take advantage of the no parents situation better clean up their mess...and they locked ur dog in a closet..wut fucktards!!..have fun parenting them!!
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Old May 10, 03
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thats fucken HILARIOUS!!
sammy I sure hope you went ape shit.. I would have loved the chance..
^for sure. apeshit woulda been an understatement. a whole lot of foreign kids woulda been in a whole lot of hurt

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plus they did what to your dog? oh buddy you get that dog to shit on his pillow..
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DO IT!!!!!! buddy, that's GOLD!!!
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Old May 10, 03
O.G. Sammy
 
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Originally posted by KandyKid
I would have jsut called over a couple of friends and "persuaded" them to leave... But there was like thirty of em, so iono if that would work. I guess you could have called the Pigs or something, but that would be a bitch too. Seems to me you really couldnt do shit :( They owned you :(

i didn't need friends to persuade them to leave. i'm a big mean ho. i managed just fine.

and yeah, 2 of the exchange students are from mexico and the other one is from columbia.

they're scared to come upstairs now hahahaha. my brother bitched them out so bad this morning. see i just give people the cold shoulder and make them feel like asses, my brother, on the other hand, ripped into them. good times good times.

my dog hates them now too. he wouldn't stop barking at them this morning when my brother was yelling at them.

oh and they only pay for 2 meals a day. and in the past, we just let other students eat as much food as they want. i mean why not right? like, the food is there to be eaten so we've always been like "just help yourself". but these kids are SNEAKY about. my mom caught one of them packing 2 extra lunches one day and my mom was like "so what's up with that?" and the chick wasall "oh my friend not get lunch so i'm taking for her" and my mom was like "oh how generous of you. oh wait...how generous of ME" and made the chick feel so bad. and so my mom tolld them last week that they're only allowed 2 meals a day cuz that's all they pay for. so when i came home yesterday, there were CHIP wrappers all over the place...my mom bought one of those chip variety packs from costco for their lunches but they just helped themselves and ate the whole fucking box with their friends?

i dunno...it just boggles my mind how people could be so rude and lack so many morals? i would NEVEr even THINK about doing that in someone else's house.

-s.
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Old May 10, 03
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Originally posted by KandyKid
I would have jsut called over a couple of friends and "persuaded" them to leave... But there was like thirty of em, so iono if that would work. I guess you could have called the Pigs or something, but that would be a bitch too. Seems to me you really couldnt do shit :( They owned you :(
Actually I remember kids getting sent home for a lot less than that whenever I went on trips. Why don't you just get them booted back to wherever they came from?

P.S. I commend you for not kicking some serious ass that night.

Last edited by Mr.Dave; May 10, 03 at 05:34 PM.
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Old May 10, 03
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you should threaten to goto the police about something that they did... even if they didnt and get them deported!

(after having the dog shiton their pillow
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Old May 10, 03
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i dunno...it just boggles my mind how people could be so rude and lack so many morals? i would NEVEr even THINK about doing that in someone else's house.

exactly. that's fucking ruthless and so DISRESPECTFUL. i can't believe that they did that....that's just plain fucking rude. make them stay outside till your parents come home...tent or no tent...teach them a lesson...hahaha
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Old May 10, 03
O.G. Sammy
 
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i just can't wait to tell my mom tonight when she phones.

i'm a bitch. but she's a bigger bitch. her attitude is the best ever.

-s.
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Old May 10, 03
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omg sammy.
awful. that is the most disrespectful thing i've heard in a LONG time.
i would have freaked out!!!!!!!

you didn't tell me about the dog part!
CRUEL BASTARDS.
ok that's it, they die now.
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Old May 10, 03
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holy shit amazing how you offer a place to stay and they are fuckin rude and stupid about it. wow did they ever learn manners or common sense? sheesh. i woulda given them the boot right away. make them go on their knees and scrub the house and pack them into the cabs no money or not. fawkers. oh man...id be SO scared to be yelled by you.. but they so deserve it. go you!

fawkers!
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Old May 10, 03
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oh dear gawd how big is your house?

how many floors is there?
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Old May 10, 03
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ahahah, dude, threaten to deport their foreign asses outa here if they keep goin on showing no respect
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Old May 10, 03
O.G. Sammy
 
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4 floors

-s.
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Old May 10, 03
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^^^ bling bling what?
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Old May 10, 03
O.G. Sammy
 
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hahaha not really!!!

ask anyone...i basically living in a creepy forest

-s.
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Old May 10, 03
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Old May 10, 03
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^^^ bling bling what?
That's exactly what I was thinking.
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Old May 10, 03
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That's trash Sammy! your poor dog!
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Old May 10, 03
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Id be choked!!!! if it was me they would be on a plane back to where they came from!
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