When your dog sleeps on your bed

Rhianna · #1 (**permalink**) May 17, 03

So I just got home and found my dog sleeping on my bed. My room stinks like dog ass and my bed and pillows are wet! She drooled all over them! AND she scratched the paint on my walls! I just f'n painted my room and it was expensive. The fuckin cunt. So now I have to stay up and wash my goddamn sheets when all I want to do is go to sleep.

I just got rid of the raving squirrels in my ceiling and now this. TRASH

~lazee_grrl~ · #2 (**permalink**) May 18, 03

i love it when my dogs sleep on my bed..except when they are dirty...i'm lucky they don't drool..but they do take up all the space and get angry when u move them~

c.tard · #3 (**permalink**) May 18, 03

that's why i keep my door closed when i go out.

otherwise my dog gets in there, and does weird stuff.. like.. lick the carpet, and eat kleenx from the box and knock over my garbage can! weird dog.. too bad she's too fat/old/small to get up on my bed by herself! ha!