the dumb broad at this restaurant we ate at today

[Sammy Skillz]

dumb bitch.

so we go to this Thai place for lunch today..there was 5 of us who went..so...we walk in...the hostess/waitress girl is standing there...we say hi...she ignores us...walks away...comes back and asks the people behind us how many people were with them. so my friend shayne was like "uhhh we were here first" and the dumb hoe is like "ohhhh...oops!" and still takes the other people in. finally 15 minutes later she seat us....at a table with NO CHAIRS. she says "i'll be right back with chairs".....10 minutes later she shows up with chairs...suuuuuuper crazy fast...and then she seats Shayne behind this pillar thing so he can even see us and there's no room for him to eat. so i was like "ummm excuse me...this isn't gonna work for us" and she was like "omg..i'm like such a retard...duh! what do i do??!" and my friend nicole was all "how bout you just join that smaller table with the one we're currently sitting at" and the waitress was all "ohhhhh yeah! wait i need to get some help to move it. i'll be right back" and nicole was like "it's not a heavy table" and the waitress said "it's too heavy for me!!!!" and nicole gets up...and nicole is the same height as the waitress but nicole is rail thin...nicole walks up to the smaller table and drags it over to our table and says "whatever...i didn't wanna wait another 10 minutes to have you move it" so then we order...she had to ask us 3 times what we wanted to order cuz she didn't have a pad of paper. i was like "maybe you should write this down because by the sounds of it...you can't remember our orders...this isn't a game of Memory" and she was like "no no i'm ok" so i order my food and i emphasize that i want my food mild cuz i really can't eat crazy spicy stuff.

so everyone's food comes out...except mine...i wait 5 minutes...still no food...wait another 10 minutes...still no food...wait another TWENTY minutes...still no food. so the waitress walks by and i'm like "yeah so about my food"
and she was like "omg i didn't bring it out?!??!!" no, you dumb stupid cunt...you didnt. and so i was like "...did you FORGET to or something?"

so then she comes back and says it's gonna be another 10 minutes cuz the chef hadn't made it yet? wtf? i was like "that doesnt' make sense...did you JUST go put the order through?" and she says "yeah i forgot about your order!" so at this point i'm obviously really mad and when i get mad i get really bitchy.

so she brings out my food finally and i'm like "i ordered the paad thai...what is this" and she was like "omg i forgot!!!! i thought you wanted the hot thai noodles" so she says "well do you want paad thai instead?" and i just looked at her and i was like "...i ordered paad thai for a reason" and she was like "ugh you don't have to be so mean about it" ummm yes i do cuz obviously you're a dumb thick skulled retard.

so she brings out my paad thai finally...at this point all my friends were done their lunches. so i taste it and it's crrrrrrazy hot. so ONCE AGAIN, i ask the waitress "is this MILD?" and she says "i think so!!" and i was like "you think so? can you FIND OUT for me"
sure enough it's like 4 chillis or something. so she says "do you still want it?" and i was like "what's wrong with you? is there a problem? have you lost all your short term memory? are you SURE you don't wanna write THIS down? I WOULD LIKE PAAD THAI...MILD...M-I-L-D. MIIIIIILD" so then she's like "so that means you dont want this?" fucking moron. we just ignored her question. and she stood there for half a minute all clueless and then walks away.

so then she comes back...honestly..TWO minutes later with my mild paad thai. and i say "wow...that was quick" and i look down and it's the SAME PLaTE OF PAAD THAI as before...because i had flung the garnesh off to one side of the plate and cut it up all crazy cuz i was bored. and what do you know...the garnesh is in the exact same place...all cut up

so now i'm REALLY fucking mad. i ask the waitress "do i look stupid?"
and she was like "whaaat? no?" and i'm all "this is the exact same plate of hot paad thai you brought me" and she's all "no it's not!" and i was like "once again...DO I LOOK STUPID?" and she's like "omg...i'm so sorry. i got confused" so i'm like "you know what...fuck it. we have class in 5 minutes and i can't afford to deal with you for another hour on getting my simple order right."

and right then the manager comes out with my paad thai...mild...and i'm like "no...i don't even want it now" and i told the manager the whole story and he was like "i can't believe that. ther's no excuse for that i'm soooo sorry" and i felt bad cuz i was giving him attitude as well..when he totally didn't deserve it. so he comes out just as we were leaving with this big doggy bag and he's like "here's two orders of MILD paad thai on the house...i'm so sorry"

and as we walked out we stared down the stupid hostess/waitress girl. and she was all "byyyye guys!" totally oblivious to the fact that she's a dumb fucked up CUNT RAG.

but whatever. i have lots of paad thai now. free paad thai.

-s.

[Jingles]

Dude what does mine say??
Sweet!!!
And Mine?
Dude!
Dude what does mine say??
Sweet!!!
And Mine?
Dude!
Dude what does mine say??
Sweet!!!
And Mine?
Dude!

[beach*bum]

wtf.
i wouldn't have even made it as far as you did.
by about the waiting for twenty minutes for my food i would have asked for the manager.

but yes.
nice job on the attitude sam.

[MissBehavior]

My god...

People like that should be sterilized.

[Sammy Skillz]

i can't stand dumb people.

and yeah...even i'm suprised i made it that far without making her cry.

-s.

[cinist]

hahaha thats terrible sammy, whut an idiot
i wish i could have seen you giving your attitude, i can just picture it :hehe:

[Jrock]

What is the name of the restaurant you went to, so I know not to go there.

[Sammy Skillz]

Salad King...on the corner of Gould and Yonge

-s.

[Miss T]

Originally posted by Sammy Skillz
i can't stand dumb people.

and yeah...even i'm suprised i made it that far without making her cry.

-s.

she was probably too brain dead to have feelings. that may have been too complicated for her!! ahaha

at least you got some free food :)

[Prissypants]

so...did you leave her a tip?

[.muffy.]

fuck I would've asked for the entire bill for free
just for having to subject your friends to her stupidity

[bren]

i was gonna say that you better have walked out of there with free shit...

nice work - i had an issue like that at tim hortons in winnipeg...

mine was really funny cause i was actually going off on the manager for being stupid, right onfront of the new girl with "in training" tag on her shirt....

it was great

b.

[Sammy Skillz]

for some reason i can't see you giving someone attitude

but neat.

i'm eating some leftover paad thai right now...free paad thai.

MILD paad thai.
mild.

-s.

[Sammy Skillz]

and i think we left her a 15 cent tip

cuz i think giving the stupid hoe a 15 cent tip is more insulting than giving her no tip.

-s.

[bren]

oh i can have attitude

[Sammy Skillz]

i just got a mental picture of you snapping your fingers in the managers face and saying "oh no babygirl...you di'int!"

hah

-s.

[bren]

is that a fag joke?

[Sammy Skillz]

hahahahaha i dunno you tell me.

(i'm captain.)

-s.

[bren]

CUT FROM THE TEAM

[Sammy Skillz]

are you saying we batted for the same team?????

haha the truth comes out i guess!!!

I WIN.

-s.

[bren]

right...

hmmmmmm time to get nasty

[Sammy Skillz]

hahahahahaha

2 can play that game....

*wink wink*

ANYWAYS...so this one time...when the bitch at the thai food place couldn't get my food right...

-s.

[bren]

thats right - i jacked your thread

[cinist]

haha this is one of the most comical threads ive read in a while

[Hot Karl]

just a reminder regarding bitching at food service people. even if the waitress was 100% responsible for it, the fact that the cook had to make 3 orders of paad thai, makes me think that the freebies could have had a surprise.