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Old Oct 15, 03
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slow people that NEVER get out of the fast lane

You are flying down the highway at the speed limit and then you see them...

those idiots that drive the same speed as the car BESIDE them in the SLOW lane... and then they don't speed up, they don't speed down... they just cruise at the same speed.

FUCK!

Then you flash them to get out of the way and they have NO CLUE what you are trying to do. :finger:

I wish I had a bazooka for times like this.
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Old Oct 15, 03
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"I drive really slow in the really fast lane,
I'm an Asshole"

- dennis Leary
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Old Oct 15, 03
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i wish i had some kind of james bond car where i can drive up beside them and eject spikes from my rims that will pierce their tires making them come to a tragic stop. Or be able to eject slippery oil onto the floor while i cit them off and send this pile of goo under their tires. grrrrrrrr
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Old Oct 15, 03
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I just flash them when I see myself coming up on their ass. Driving on the Interstate going to Seattle you learn that when ppl do this to you you get out of the FUCKEN way or else it's road rage. Ppl don't seem to take it as seriously here in Canada, but usually the flashing of the beams get's them out of the way. If they don't move I just keep flashing them until they do on their tail. Some ppl are so clueless.
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Old Oct 16, 03
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Hit the gas pedal DUDE! Can you see my flashing headlights or my finger yet? :finger:
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Old Oct 16, 03
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yeah, i had one of those today on my way to school! how long does it take for someone to change lanes when i'm riding their ass!!??
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Old Oct 16, 03
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Originally posted by elguato
one other thing i hate are idiots who accelerate, and brake, accelarate and break... accelerate and break.. it's really annoying
Are they trying to avoid hitting a ee? Or swerving to miss the bird shit? Or are they driving with both feet planted on the gas and brake?

Pfft... WINNERS!
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Old Oct 16, 03
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How bout ppl that take forever to park or to pull out. :soak:
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Old Oct 17, 03
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arrrgh!

this is such a huge peeve of mine! I even HONK at them and they still don't get the picture! move over a-hole!

I love driving on the I5 down to Seattle though.....four lanes, and people ONLY use the far left lane for passing!

I5 = Natalie's driving HEAVEN
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Old Oct 17, 03
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The I-5 is sweet but then only in the US have I ever seen an 8 (or 12 in California) lane interstate highway jammed with traffic during rush hour.

That is just plain insanity.
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Old Oct 17, 03
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The I-5 is sweet but then only in the US have I ever seen an 8 (or 12 in California) lane interstate highway jammed with traffic during rush hour.

That is just plain insanity.
dude....that 12 lane freway in la is fuckin scary....ive bene on it

those guys go 140km/h in the rain with heavy traffic.
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Old Oct 17, 03
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yah i fucking hate that bull shit. although on the other hand if i'm going a fair speed and some guy is on my ass being a jerk and i clearly cant change lanes i'm gona fucking tap the break on his ass. maybe i'm a jerk that way but I drive a militia wagon no ding in my bumper is gona faze me. but its usualy just a warning to back the hell up off me if i'm already going a considerable speed.

and I agree LA is an evil place to be a motorist.
Gas, brake, honk. Gas, brake, honk. Honk, honk, punch. Gas, gas gas!

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Old Oct 17, 03
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LA is like," holy shit im gona die"

in nyc the cab drivers are fucking loonie, they'll get you from 42nd street too 9th in like 2 minutes flat...just weaving in and out of traffic, avoiding jay walkers..

there are some crap ass drivers out there, slow drivers are the worst.
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Old Oct 18, 03
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I knoew what u mean
i drive fast as i can but not dangerously

Grr slow people :284:
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Old Oct 18, 03
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what's equally annoying is when you're already doing 110 in an 80 zone, with lots of space to pass around you, and some asshole comes right up your ass honking, flashing their lights and literally yelling at you, because you're not going fast enough. PASS ALREADY YOU FUCKTARD!#% there's plenty of room!! AHHH

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Old Oct 20, 03
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I wish I had a bazooka for times like this. [/b]
Or a plow! I wish, just once, that I could ram someone off the road to teach everyone to get the hell outta the way!! I flash, nothing happens. I honk, nothing happens. I ram their bitch as piece O'shit car off the road, and throw some coffee or drink at them while I drive by!!

-jay :209:

(ROAD RAGE-AHOLIC!!)

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Old Oct 21, 03
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those fuckers....


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Old Oct 22, 03
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I've said it before and I'll say it again, you can be the best driver on the planet but you will still end up getting in an accident cuz some fuckin moron will hit you.
I hate bc drivers!!
Let's hope some of these new driver rules will produce some better drivers in this province!
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