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Old Nov 15, 03
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now i'm the asshole
its 1205

i feel the urge to display what happened 5 minutes ago

here is a pic of my house/car situation

The red car is my sister.
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Old Nov 15, 03
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My mother asks me to drive my sisters car fully into the driveway as its sticking out.

i thought it was silly, and why on earth would u wanna move the car when there are other cars that people would hit first.

so i hear my mother mubble some words and throw on some sandels and head out the door.

30 seconds later i hear the car come thru the garage door.

I thought no fucking way... but way, yes way, my sisters car that was moved to prevent an accident crashed thru the garage door.

Needless to say its all my fault now and i'm the asshole for not moving it. My mum slipped on teh sandels and yada yada yada

whole house is up

bahhhhhhhhh
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Old Nov 15, 03
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holy cow!

thats not fair tho.. not your fault at all
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Old Nov 15, 03
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*ouch*

So not your fault though!!
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Old Nov 15, 03
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so ur mom crashed the car into the garage cause she was wearing slippers?
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Old Nov 15, 03
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crazy story yo!! i got you thru it tho! haha, good ol' msn.
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Old Nov 15, 03
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wow thats a shitty situation
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Old Nov 15, 03
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you are my ms paint hero!
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Old Nov 15, 03
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*hugs* its not ken's fault.
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Old Nov 15, 03
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geez eh nine? what a pecker..
hope all works out for ya!
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Old Nov 15, 03
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lol who parks their car sticking out onto the road. where was your sister during this whole mess?
aww kenneth.
it sounds like what i went through the other day with the webcam :P
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Old Nov 15, 03
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haha thats crazy

shitty deal
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Old Nov 15, 03
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was mummy drunky?
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Old Nov 16, 03
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She was obviously mad at herself and the situation and was too emberassed to admit she was mad at herself, so she projected it onto you I'm guessing. I'm sure we've all done it before. I know I have :kimmie:
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Old Nov 16, 03
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wow dude

thats horrible
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Old Nov 16, 03
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As I had drunkenly assured you last night, kennu, it was not your fault.

See, your sister could have moved her car herself if she really wanted to. I think your mom just felt pudly and wanted to blame you!


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Old Nov 16, 03
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was mummy drunky?
Couldn't you have just smelt her breath before you got off her before she left the room to find out?

ZING!
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Old Nov 16, 03
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no mummy bashing

i kill YOU
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Old Nov 16, 03
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thats no good....no good at all
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Old Nov 16, 03
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wow dood not a fun night for your dad eh?
shitty
all could have been avoided had the car been moved when I left eh?
wow the Irony of it all
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Old Nov 16, 03
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Whatever man.... I don't know about everyone else but I definitely think you're an asshole Kennifer...
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Old Nov 16, 03
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I'm sorry Ken... I couldn't resist it.... I'm a bad, bad man.

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I *heart* you!! :c-tard:
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Old Nov 17, 03
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Couldn't you have just smelt her breath before you got off her before she left the room to find out?

ZING!
well, judging by her breath, she was certainly drunk... FROM MY SEMEN.

yeah.
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Old Nov 17, 03
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