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Old Sep 21, 01
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Getting rice on your sock!!!!

Fuck I was walking into the kitchen today before school and I stepped on some rice!!! Not one kernel like most if the time...... But several!!! Over 5!!! And fuck...... they were my favorite socks...... Nike's...... Frugal Feet Special..... ankle height. And to add insult to injury.... IT WAS IN THE FUCKING MORNING JUST AS I WAS LEAVING FOR SCHOOL!!!

Fuck, I was mad.....

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Old Sep 21, 01
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^^^lol

throw 'em in tha gutter>>> and go buy another...

woot!
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Old Sep 21, 01
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the worts is when when u step in it and the rice gets all crusty
thats a bitch to get off
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Old Sep 21, 01
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asian dilemmas.
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Old Sep 21, 01
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BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Hey dragon boi...... I was rollin' for that one!!! ROLLIN'!!!

SOLID GOLD BABY!!!

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Old Sep 21, 01
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but its true man it sucks ass when u have to peel a crusty peice of rice from your sock :105:
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Old Sep 22, 01
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omg..getting rice on your socks SUCKS ASS! i hate it..

like seirously..haha fuck i eat to much rice..and i'm white.. ahh!! hehe..

and yes i do get rice on my socks..and it sucks.. but dragon boi is right..crustier rice is even more of a bitch to get off..
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Old Sep 22, 01
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Just socks? How about going to a restaurant, eating some rice, and later on finding out there was some rice stuck to your elbow... Now it's dry and peeling it off means you have to yank the shit outta your shirt :097:
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Old Sep 22, 01
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Bwaaahahahahha!!!

On your elbow??? Ba ha!!!

Socks are far worse though..... when they're on your elbow, you don't have to worry aboot them sticking to the carpet and makin that velcro sound!!!

There was this one time last semester at school. I was all excited because my mom packed me a phat lunch...... I won't go into all the details because that's an entirely different thread. And yes, I'm a Mama's Boy........ and damn proud.

But it did include about two fields worth of rice.

My friends decided it would be funny not to tell me that there were several grains of rice stuck to my black shirt. So I happily went to my A&P class whose inhbitants included several packs of extremely hot girls...... and a professor who is not afraid to embarass his students.

Let your imagination be your guide....... because rest assured, my experience was far more embarassing.

It was awesome though........ another story to tell.

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Old Sep 22, 01
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laughs.

i hate stepping on sticky rice, cuz its so squishy you barely notice you have stepped on it. my advice to you: "wear shoes in the house" i always put on phat pants and cover my shoes so my mom's not threatening to cut my feet off. or something like that.

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Old Sep 22, 01
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aaaaahahha

trevor thats the absolute worst man!

when rice sticks to you and gets crusty! AHH FUCK!!

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Old Sep 23, 01
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yeah man then when u peel it off u like take alot of your sock with it
that sucks its almost like a new pair of socks a day
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Old Sep 23, 01
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i think i can think of a worse one nthe dry crunchy rice on clothes/socks..but dry crunchy rice or soft smooshed rice in hair!:035:
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Old Sep 23, 01
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Jen!!!

That's worse than gum!!!

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Old Sep 23, 01
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totally off topic but jen i think silly puty is worse..haha!:msPiggy:
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Old Sep 23, 01
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yeah..gum in hair sucks..but gum on ur new clothes and favorite bag sucks even more..especially when it definetly won't come off...grrrrrs..:snyx:

aimee...silly puddy will never be brought up again..oh the trauma!*cries*
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Old Sep 23, 01
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totally off topic but jen i think silly puty is worse..haha!:msPiggy:
oh please do tell do tell
im sure we all wanna know
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Old Sep 23, 01
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Yes, yes, tell us!!!

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Old Sep 23, 01
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ddammmnn asians and their rice!!

but i hear ya.. rice+socks=crazysuckyness!

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Old Sep 24, 01
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SILLY PUDDY

fine fine..here's my sad story..i posted this a long time ago..

sum idiot decided to put silly puddy in my hair in bio last year..and he MUSHED it deep within my hair..it was way worse then gum..i coudln't get it out for hours..and i posted it and people told me to put oil or peanut butter and stuff on my hair and i did and it didn't really work..it made my hair more gross..so i just sat and picked at it forever..=(..silly puddy is dangerous!!:105:
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Old Sep 24, 01
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uh jen, this boy didnt' really like you did he...
hmm.. or was it his special way of showing his affection?

SO that's why you're always brushing your hair!! i get it now.. =)
*eeeeps*

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Old Sep 25, 01
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haha...i remember that post....damn...that sucks...i think i recommended freezing it with ice and then trying to get it off...but yeah


and about this entire thread....

HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
wtf....rice on ur socks......
thats soooo funny

almost like natives having corn dry on their moccasins..hahaha

i swear im not racist...
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Old Sep 25, 01
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Baahahaha!!!

Corrie you racist fuck!!! Mocasins.... ba ha!!! Gold baby.....

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Old Sep 25, 01
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Originally posted by Cowboy
haha...i remember that post....damn...that sucks...i think i recommended freezing it with ice and then trying to get it off...but yeah


and about this entire thread....

HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
wtf....rice on ur socks......
thats soooo funny

almost like natives having corn dry on their moccasins..hahaha

i swear im not racist...
Bahahahahahahah

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Old Sep 25, 01
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aaaww poor jen
should have combed it out

corn on moccasins??? WTF corrie u been smokin the kronik rubonic again?????

funny shit tho
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