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Getting rice on your sock!!!!
Fuck I was walking into the kitchen today before school and I stepped on some rice!!! Not one kernel like most if the time...... But several!!! Over 5!!! And fuck...... they were my favorite socks...... Nike's...... Frugal Feet Special..... ankle height. And to add insult to injury.... IT WAS IN THE FUCKING MORNING JUST AS I WAS LEAVING FOR SCHOOL!!!
Fuck, I was mad..... -Dwight:Somatic: |
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omg..getting rice on your socks SUCKS ASS! i hate it..
like seirously..haha fuck i eat to much rice..and i'm white.. ahh!! hehe.. and yes i do get rice on my socks..and it sucks.. but dragon boi is right..crustier rice is even more of a bitch to get off.. |
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Bwaaahahahahha!!!
On your elbow??? Ba ha!!!
Socks are far worse though..... when they're on your elbow, you don't have to worry aboot them sticking to the carpet and makin that velcro sound!!! There was this one time last semester at school. I was all excited because my mom packed me a phat lunch...... I won't go into all the details because that's an entirely different thread. And yes, I'm a Mama's Boy........ and damn proud. But it did include about two fields worth of rice. My friends decided it would be funny not to tell me that there were several grains of rice stuck to my black shirt. So I happily went to my A&P class whose inhbitants included several packs of extremely hot girls...... and a professor who is not afraid to embarass his students. Let your imagination be your guide....... because rest assured, my experience was far more embarassing. It was awesome though........ another story to tell. -Dwight:Somatic: |
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SILLY PUDDY
fine fine..here's my sad story..i posted this a long time ago..
sum idiot decided to put silly puddy in my hair in bio last year..and he MUSHED it deep within my hair..it was way worse then gum..i coudln't get it out for hours..and i posted it and people told me to put oil or peanut butter and stuff on my hair and i did and it didn't really work..it made my hair more gross..so i just sat and picked at it forever..=(..silly puddy is dangerous!!:105: |
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haha...i remember that post....damn...that sucks...i think i recommended freezing it with ice and then trying to get it off...but yeah
and about this entire thread.... HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHA!!!! wtf....rice on ur socks...... thats soooo funny almost like natives having corn dry on their moccasins..hahaha i swear im not racist... |
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