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Old Dec 21, 03
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IMPARK TICKETER a.k.a Idiot.

so im parked at pinetree waiting for my girlfriend, and this impark geek comes up to my window and bangs on it pretty hard, so i roll down my window and hes like..... Whats your problem? and im like... what the fuck is Your problem... and roll my window back up..... so then he goes behind my car and starts writing a ticket.... so i just rev a bit and then take off while he gets on his phone... the next day im driving to my house.... and i look in my rearview..... and i see his ugly ass IMPARK echo behind me.... i think nothing of it and keep driving....till i realise hes following me.... i pull over and he drives a bit past us and busts a "hardcore almost tipped my echo e-brake" and jumps out of his car with a windshield snow/ice remover thing and runs at my car like hes gonna hit it.... then realizing i wasnt gonna drive away and called his bluff he like stops right before hitting my car and starts yelling.... yelling that hes going to kill me and for me to get out of my car all the while shaking this little bitch snow remover thing in the air..... now normally if theres a guy with a pipe screaming outside my car i wouldnt get out... but i could tell he was just a bitch trying to act hardcore... so me and my friend get out... and he starts claiming that hes going to get hells angels after me.... and also starts yelling about how he called the cops on me yesterday for "trying to run him over as i was leaving the parking lot" ........... then he gets back to claiming HA after me.... little does he know taht theres a family behind him watching all of this and because of his yelling the kids start crying..... hahahha the fucking idiot realizes the lady starts writing his licence plate number down and he starts whining about how i almost ran him over....... either way.... the guy probably got fired...... and i didnt even have to do anything..... hahhahahha what a fucking idiot
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Old Dec 21, 03
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lol, i hate impark, they rip you off most of the time, their parking lot machines always take my money and never give me a ticket slip :finger:
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Old Dec 21, 03
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Impark and the HA? lol.
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Old Dec 21, 03
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hahaha what an asshole

i cant believe he would chase you down
thats hillarious
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Old Dec 21, 03
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me and my friend were more then prepared to do something to him.... but through experience.... i've learned that when there is a white family watching... you act like the innocent ones... haha :)
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Old Dec 21, 03
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Originally posted by lildonkey
so im parked at pinetree waiting for my girlfriend, and this impark geek comes up to my window and bangs on it pretty hard, so i roll down my window and hes like..... Whats your problem? and im like... what the fuck is Your problem... and roll my window back up..... so then he goes behind my car and starts writing a ticket.... so i just rev a bit and then take off while he gets on his phone... the next day im driving to my house.... and i look in my rearview..... and i see his ugly ass IMPARK echo behind me.... i think nothing of it and keep driving....till i realise hes following me.... i pull over and he drives a bit past us and busts a "hardcore almost tipped my echo e-brake" and jumps out of his car with a windshield snow/ice remover thing and runs at my car like hes gonna hit it.... then realizing i wasnt gonna drive away and called his bluff he like stops right before hitting my car and starts yelling.... yelling that hes going to kill me and for me to get out of my car all the while shaking this little bitch snow remover thing in the air..... now normally if theres a guy with a pipe screaming outside my car i wouldnt get out... but i could tell he was just a bitch trying to act hardcore... so me and my friend get out... and he starts claiming that hes going to get hells angels after me.... and also starts yelling about how he called the cops on me yesterday for "trying to run him over as i was leaving the parking lot" ........... then he gets back to claiming HA after me.... little does he know taht theres a family behind him watching all of this and because of his yelling the kids start crying..... hahahha the fucking idiot realizes the lady starts writing his licence plate number down and he starts whining about how i almost ran him over....... either way.... the guy probably got fired...... and i didnt even have to do anything..... hahhahahha what a fucking idiot
this is where you call Impark and threaten legal action against one of their employees for using company equipment to stalk your place of residence, uttering death threats, etc blah blah.. and you have a witness, a mother and her kids etc..


Vancouver Branch

300, 601 W Cordova Street
Vancouver, BC, V6B 1G1
Tel. (604) 681-7311
Fax: (604) 681-4098
John Laires, Vice President, Western Canada
Darren McClelland , General Manager, Urban Vancouver
Marc Postlethwaite , General Manager, Suburban Vancouver
Dave Harkness , Manager, Business Development

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Old Dec 21, 03
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Narc is right. Don't let it slide.

My brother and I caught a Parking Nazi parked in a handicapped spot while eating lunch at the golden panda. We took pictures and sent them to everyone we thought would care. We have received many calls and letters back from various associations, fellow parking nazis, and concerned citezens.

We also got a hold of the man doing the parking. Mr. Holmes is an ex police officer and is "boss" to many. He told us that the parking spot was very "large for a handicap spot and there was some space for him to park there on the side" We then asked two police officers, and another three by law officers is they thought that someone would be able to park there or if it was fineable. They all seemed to agree that the spot was that large b/c handicap trucks need a large space to unload.
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Old Dec 22, 03
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Quote:
Originally posted by dSl-DuDe
lol, i hate impark, they rip you off most of the time, their parking lot machines always take my money and never give me a ticket slip :finger:
If that ever happens again, call the phone number on the machine, the operator will give you a verification number to put on your dash for the amount you put in.

ps. i fucking hate impark
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Old Dec 22, 03
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^ thanks for the heads up.

I lost 10 bucks one time in there :finger:
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Old Dec 23, 03
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lmao...your story gave me a great visual....skinny dude driving an echo attacking your car with a windsheild scraper...lol..priceless. I hope he was fired and his company shitmobile taken away.

LT
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