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Old Feb 13, 04
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maury povich
his face, just like his show, SUCKS!
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Old Feb 13, 04
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it's always paternity tests

"who mah baby dadday?"

my favorite talkshows are rikki lake and oprah, of course.

i want to punch dr.phil in the face.

-s.
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Old Feb 13, 04
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watever happened to sally???
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Old Feb 13, 04
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oprah and ricki drank her soul and threw her body over a cliff...and then everyone just forgot about that dumb broad.

-s.
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ur a funny guy^
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it's always paternity tests

"who mah baby dadday?"

my favorite talkshows are rikki lake and oprah, of course.

i want to punch dr.phil in the face.

-s.
sammy skillz...you ARE the father!

*crowd goes wild*
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Old Feb 13, 04
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watever happened to sally???
cancelled
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I remember when there were only 6 talk shows on TV. The serious ones, the stale ones and Jerry.

Montel and Oprah were serious.
Maury and Sally were the stale ones.

Every ep of Maury and Sally was either send my kid to Bootcamp or Who's yo daddy. Montel has slowly moved down in status to that one. So far none of them save the latest in Prime Time from the Reality Television Department of The World has sunken to the level of Jerry. Maury's getting close though. It's like Jerry lite.

Geraldo is doing political commentary on MSNBC. I still can't take him seriously past his moustache. Donahue.... what the fuck happened to him? Oprah needs to stop thinking life is so fucking beautiful all the time. And her book club must die. In fact I'm all for getting every single book she's ever recommended and dropping them on her head at once. If not for unleashing Dr. Phil on the world.

Montel: Healing our hearts using occasional ghetto slang. And telling us, with a solemn face.... "You ARE the father!"
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Old Feb 13, 04
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maurys funny every guy that come out maury be like "wut up dogg how you been" does the ghetto handshake
he a true gang-banger-homie

on another note a girl once nicknamed me maury povich in retaliaton for me nicknaming her oprah
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HE'S BANGING CONNIE CHUNG SO YOU KNOW HE'S DOWN WIT DA TRYADS!
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Maury is so full of shit you can practically see it coming out of his ears.

"Ohhh I feel so badly for these people whose hilariously fucked up lives I'm exploiting for ratings"

I've seen him make facial expressions that seemed to express exactly this sentiment.
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Old Feb 13, 04
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i liked jenny jones!
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jenny jones was a milf a few years back.

maury was never such a creature.
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Old Feb 13, 04
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i liked jenny jones!
jenny had all those shows with the theme "Iwas ugly but now Im hot"
and some of them were
but the best part of that show was rude jude
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Jenny Jones did a bunch of fluff ever since they had a serious topic and that fucktard killed the kid.
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what?
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Hahaha

We have a TV lounge in the School of Nursing at UBC. Almost every lunch time, we alternate between laughing at Mauree and his stupid guests, and the hilarity of the Spongebob Squarepants show.
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yea
the best funnies shit is the names these people have on the show
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what?
You don't remember that?

On the Jenny Jones show, Guy A comes out of the closet saying he has a crush on Guy B. After the taping Guy B kills Guy A.

Jenny Jones fails to do a topical show since.
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Old Feb 13, 04
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maury is funny when he has the "special people" on. the episode where he is babysitting the quad girls, they tie him up, and the ferris bular music is playing in the background, is a classic!
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jenny had all those shows with the theme "Iwas ugly but now Im hot"
and some of them were
but the best part of that show was rude jude
ya rude jude was hot! :PartEkid:
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i find that during the day i always can find him on he wont go away
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Old Feb 13, 04
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ya rude jude was hot! :PartEkid:
Agreed. :p

Ya Maury does way too much of paternity/lie detector testing. But once in awhile I DO like watching those "Im afraid of aluminum foil!" episodes.
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Old Feb 13, 04
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as much as i hate maury as a talkshow host...i'd still probably go down on him.

-s.
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Old Feb 14, 04
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Agreed. :p

Ya Maury does way too much of paternity/lie detector testing. But once in awhile I DO like watching those "Im afraid of aluminum foil!" episodes.
oh those ones a great

all those crazy people make me feel so much better bout myself
I can always say "atleast Im not THAT bad... yet"
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