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Fuck you Stanley Bostitch 2000!!
I HATE YOU!!
*smashes stapler against the desk repeatedly*
*hucks it out the window*
Why can't you just do your fucking job and staple these goddamn mother fucking tax returns you bitch! I give you your "special" staples... the ones specifically designed by the Stanley people for your brand and do you work... nOoOooOOo. You jam up and staple crooked and don't even go through ten fucking pages you worthless sack of monkey shit! It takes you on average five staples to get ONE in correctly. But can I replace you... hell fucking no because my boss is such a fucking tight wad that he won't spring for a new stapler although I've worked here nearly three fucking years and have asked for SHIT all supplies wise (ok fine except for the $30 cracked keyboard so I could fucking type and not be in serious amounts of pain but that was two fucking years ago). The amount of staples you fucking eat it'd probably be fucking cheaper to buy a new stapler... but nOoOOooOOoO we have tons of staples there's no NEED for new ones even though they're all Bostitch 2000 pieces of fucking shit save the UBER 50 page stapler and I'm not fucking using that mother fucking thing on every one of the fucking 400+ fucking tax returns I have to fucking do this fucking season.
*takes a deep breath*
Fucking bastard Stanley products.
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Feb 24, 04
