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Old Mar 16, 04
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crows
it's bout that time again

the crows are getting horny and vicious



getting attacked by a bird is one of the scariest things EVER

CAWWWW
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Old Mar 16, 04
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these crows ain't too cool either...rather lame actually



MIIIISTER JONESS
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Old Mar 16, 04
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my brother got attacked by an owl.
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Old Mar 16, 04
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HAHAHA MISTER JONES

seriously, the lead singer of the counting crows is one creepy ugly motherfucker!
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Old Mar 16, 04
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augh what kinda owl!??!

owl's are friggin' vicious

i got attacked by him last summer....

http://www.owlcanada.ca/birds/george.html

...people just laughed at me tho, they thought it was cute :finger:
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Old Mar 16, 04
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augh what kinda owl!??!

owl's are friggin' vicious

i got attacked by him last summer....

http://www.owlcanada.ca/birds/george.html

...people just laughed at me tho, they thought it was cute :finger:
we don't know, it was dark. it was fucking big though. my brother and i were walking down a trail and he's all like "what the fuck?" waving his arms in the air, and then i saw this black inky shape fly into a tree. him and i sat there for about half an hour watching it and mimicking its moves.

i think it wanted to mate with him.
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Old Mar 16, 04
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where was this?

that's crazy scary tho, they can really hurt you...oddy this barn owl with down syndrome tried mating with my friends head and dug his claws into her head!
luckily when i was attatcked, curious george lost all his nails and i was wearing my hoody :soak:
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Old Mar 16, 04
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where was this?

that's crazy scary tho, they can really hurt you...oddy this barn owl with down syndrome tried mating with my friends head and dug his claws into her head!
luckily when i was attatcked, curious george lost all his nails and i was wearing my hoody :soak:
it happened close to my house. BEWARE THE TRAILS OF LYNN CREEK! lol i would pay to see somebody having their head humped by an owl. does that make me one of those people who are into bestiality? even if i'm just watching for shits and giggles, and not to get turned on?
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I hear crows taste good with an Orange Demi-Glaze.
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I like the counting crows...but not as much as I like HOOTY AND THE BLOWFISHH!!!!! let her cryyyyyy =x
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Old Mar 16, 04
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it happened close to my house. BEWARE THE TRAILS OF LYNN CREEK! lol i would pay to see somebody having their head humped by an owl. does that make me one of those people who are into bestiality? even if i'm just watching for shits and giggles, and not to get turned on?
this is where i draw the line, buddy.

you're just plain creepy.




jk...it kinda turned me on watching the blood run down my friends face when oddy was humping her head

here's a pic for you
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oh man...at first all i saw was "this is where i draw the line, buddy.

you're just plain creepy"

and i wasn't sure if you were being sarcastic or not. lol good thing you weren't.

imagine getting fucked by a dog? that's kinda degrading.
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Old Mar 16, 04
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i'm still on a racoon hating kick.

fuck you minnie.
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Old Mar 16, 04
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oh man...at first all i saw was "this is where i draw the line, buddy.

you're just plain creepy"

and i wasn't sure if you were being sarcastic or not. lol good thing you weren't.

imagine getting fucked by a dog? that's kinda degrading.
hmmm...depends on what kinda dog really!

like i would never fuck a pug or shitzu...but a doberman or grey hound, they're such sexy dogs!

getting anal from any kinda dog would be degrading tho, that's where i draw the line...

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Old Mar 16, 04
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a grey hound? those are ugly fucking dogs though! what about oral?
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Old Mar 16, 04
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my brother got attacked by an owl.

that made me giggle. i can just see Mike swatting away an owl. Poor guy
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that made me giggle. i can just see Mike swatting away an owl. Poor guy
lol it was funny.
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Old Mar 16, 04
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crows are all evil and deserve to be brutally slaughtered and eatin in a 5 coarse meal... those dirty bastards....and as for the racoons...i fear them
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Old Mar 17, 04
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crows are all evil and deserve to be brutally slaughtered and eatin in a 5 coarse meal... those dirty bastards....and as for the racoons...i fear them
i couldn't help but notice that you didn't give your opinion on bestiality.

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Old Mar 17, 04
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a grey hound? those are ugly fucking dogs though! what about oral?
greyhounds are handsome dogs...a little skinny, but still pretty fly

oral is what a dog does best my friend

they got massive tongues and slober a tons...and that's what it's all bout
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Old Mar 17, 04
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like i would never fuck a pug or shitzu...but a doberman or grey hound, they're such sexy dogs!
when I get my dobe you're never allowed over again!!!!!

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Old Mar 17, 04
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greyhounds are handsome dogs...a little skinny, but still pretty fly

oral is what a dog does best my friend

they got massive tongues and slober a tons...and that's what it's all bout
peanut butter?
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Old Mar 18, 04
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aww come on nat! what kinda friend are you!?!
you won't let me near robbie, or your dog....BITCH

crookedking..it's all bout the peanut butter, exta crunchy for extra pleasure mmmm
ever get puppy head before?
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Old Mar 18, 04
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no i haven't. but i've thought about it. where would one go to get extra tender treatment from a canine? do they have a kennel where this sort of thing isn't frowned upon?
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Old Mar 18, 04
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My best friend Karl was attacked by crows last year. He came over and was all bloody. I couldn't stop laughing.
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