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Old Mar 27, 04
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boner pants (GUYS ONLY)
fuck i just put on a pair of old jeans they other day that are a bit more baggy than i usually wear.

every time i sat down the crotch on these things would fold over and produce a large buldge of fabric, im talking like GIANT FAT CHUB territory. I looked like a total pervert all day i bet. every time i sat down id have to do a suave junk punch to try to flatten things out denim-wise.

man that fucking sucked. i hope no one noticed my giant ghost wang.

:(
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Old Mar 27, 04
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people noticed. oh yes, they noticed.
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Old Mar 27, 04
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:soak:
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Old Mar 27, 04
dumb it down, would ya?
  
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just sayin' it like it is bra!
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Old Mar 27, 04
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Once girls get to be to the age when they've seen a dick or two, they can totally notice the difference between the real and fabric chub....

It's ok rawb *huggles*
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Old Mar 27, 04
dumb it down, would ya?
  
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but hetero sexual guys can't notice! THEY'RE TALKING BEHIND YOUR BACK AS WE SPEAK!
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Old Mar 27, 04
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I hate when that happens too. :(
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Old Mar 27, 04
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all i know is, goats never talk on thursdays
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Old Mar 27, 04
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thats why i dont wear jeans...hah
plus i find em uncomfortable
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Old Mar 27, 04
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a jeanis
jeans + penis
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Old Mar 27, 04
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nice avatar
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Old Mar 27, 04
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it's all about making and holding eye contact when people notice that sort of stuff.

why should you be the only embarrased person? make that son of a bitch feel guilty for staring at your balls all day.
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Old Mar 27, 04
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Lunch Box has a little shameless behaviour in the past
umm yeah well.. i am not that shameless... i would just be all like what the fuck are you staring @ !!! :finger:
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Old Mar 27, 04
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rofl
its funny cus i know wat ur talkin about
haha
shit happens on some of my jeans
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Old Mar 27, 04
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did that 12 yr old girl see it when you sat close to her? jk lol
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Originally posted by rawb
fuck i just put on a pair of old jeans they other day that are a bit more baggy than i usually wear.

every time i sat down the crotch on these things would fold over and produce a large buldge of fabric, im talking like GIANT FAT CHUB territory. I looked like a total pervert all day i bet. every time i sat down id have to do a suave junk punch to try to flatten things out denim-wise.

man that fucking sucked. i hope no one noticed my giant ghost wang.

:(
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Old Mar 27, 04
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you should at least be glad the zipper didn't wing open on you either!!!^ :smoke1:
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Old Mar 27, 04
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haha i remember highschool wearing the baggy pants, with the fabric chub, and wearing them so low that ur ass hangs out... finally after 5 years i finally figured out how to properly wear pants haha
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Old Mar 27, 04
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lol **claps at accomplishment** :smoke1: ^^^
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Old Apr 02, 04
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hahaha.. i hate that shit.. i have a pair of gap jeans that have the bulge....and it's funny cuz i always forget about it until i sit down
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Old Apr 02, 04
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lol, i gotta couple of pairs of pants that do that.. fucking annoying.
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Old Apr 02, 04
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Ragga_Wh0re will become famous soon enoughRagga_Wh0re will become famous soon enough
when i wear my baggy boy pants i get the same thing.

i wonder if people think i a hermaphrodite?

hmmm.
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Old Apr 03, 04
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i wonder if people think i a hermaphrodite?
Ya... but it's not the jean chub that gives it away hun.
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Old Apr 03, 04
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The worst is when ur zipper gives out and you are walking around with it all the way down...
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Old Apr 03, 04
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Ya... but it's not the jean chub that gives it away hun.

hey i got a good idea! why dont you go throw urself head first into a wood chipper?!
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Old Apr 03, 04
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hey i got a good idea! why dont you go throw urself head first into a wood chipper?!
Ya see... I don't really want to do that. It'd kinda ruin my weekend n all so I'll pass. I'd suggest you take my place instead but you'd prolly end up jamming the fucking thing.
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