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Punching Bag Bitch, cry and whine your way into oblivion. |
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New doggies they're so cute
I was comming home from work last night, I walk through my gate (Yes, I have magical powers) And I see 4 creepy eyes looking at me. Ofcourse they're my new neighbours dogs. So I thought to myself "I should pet them"
BAD IDEA. The little chiuaha jumped over the freakin huge fence and proceeded to chase me around the yard. The big fucking husky was barking and my god they got some mean barks. So here I am screaming while this little shit dog is chasing me, My neighbours finally come to the backyard and pick up the dog. It was funny home video moment. I'm 6'3 a good 210lbs (PHFAT) and getting chased by something that is so tiny. I dont want to go home tonight.. can I sleep at someone's house? when they fix the back fence and remove the dog fence.. they're going to be running around.. Totally taking over the house with their large amounts of dog poo. They seemed nice in the morning when I met them... weird. |