Waiting for my stupid drunk bf to call

[Rhianna]

My boyfriend promised me he'd skytrain to arts county fair. But then he called me from there super drunk saying he'd taken his car. But it's ok he'd just get one of his more sober friends to drive back to Surrey. What an f'n tool. He said he'd call me when he got home. That was over 2 hours ago. Shit head better be sleeping or I'm going to kick his ass.

[Ms.Chop]

did u try calling his house..?

[Kandyapple]

I say pinch his sack. Every so often when he is sleeping. Instill the fear.

[Rhianna]

His cell is off and I'm scared of calling his house. It's late and God or his mum might answer. But that's a whole other thread.

[-ff-]

Make sure you kick his ass when he gets home anyway. Anyone dumb enough to drive to an alcohol fuled event deserves a good smack upside the head.

alcohol + car = not a fucking joke

[*Geminiz*]

I hope he calls soon . . . I hate worrying and waiting :( I go crazy

[Rhianna]

Originally Posted by -ff-

Make sure you kick his ass when he gets home anyway. Anyone dumb enough to drive to an alcohol fuled event deserves a good smack upside the head.

alcohol + car = not a fucking joke

Oh don't worry I will. So not impressed right now.

[Rhianna]

Ok so he called. They're all alive. However the friend that drove got his licence spended for 12 hours or something like that becuse they got pulled over. What winners!

[Ms.Chop]

at least they made it home in one piece :)
but still give him shit ! lol

[crookedking]

12 hours? did he forget to signal or something?

[Rhianna]

^ who knows.

[~Sc@ndelu$~]

well just be glad he called u... and hes ok! If he didnt call im sure you woulda worried or been even more mad.

[crookedking]

put him in his place rhianna. if you let him get away with it just this once, he'll do it again and again.

[Rhianna]

I'm on it Tim!

[crookedking]

and when you're giving him shit let him know it's because of me.

edit-as well as his stupid behaviour.

[jib monkey]

me and dr. erica think you should make him pay. ok she said no you shouldn't make him pay cuz you shouldn't stress yourself out. if that;s the way he's going to be then f'it

[-ff-]

deny him sex

[charly]

Originally Posted by Rhianna

It's late and God or his mum might answer. But that's a whole other thread.

haha it's funny because it's true.

what an idiotstick. at least they're all fine.

[bungoshlung]

Originally Posted by *Geminiz*

I hate worrying and waiting :( I go crazy

you said it sister

[cheebus420]

Originally Posted by Kandyapple

I say pinch his sack. Every so often when he is sleeping. Instill the fear.

are you kidding me? Sweet jesus girl remind me never to date you! thats so intense!

:o

[jib monkey]

sack pinching is crazy kinky lol. but traumatizing at the same time

[Rhianna]

Originally Posted by -ff-

deny him sex

Are you insane? Why would I do that to myself? That would last all of oh I don't know.............5 minutes.

[-ff-]

okay, threaten to deny him sex, while extracting concessions.

Don't worry, he'll cave pretty quick.

[M!SKA]

Rhianna, please kick him for me. Thanks

[galaxie]

Originally Posted by -ff-

okay, threaten to deny him sex, while extracting concessions.

Don't worry, he'll cave pretty quick.

hahaha
my boyfriend told me he was going to be celibate
and I said "What? You mean like, until tonight?"
hahaha