Men Are

Ms.Tarantula · #1 (**permalink**) Apr 20, 04

Men are like ............Laxatives .......
They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like ........ Bananas ......
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like ........ Vacations ......
They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like . Weather ......
Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like . Blenders ......
You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ......
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ........ Coffee ......
The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night long.

Men are like....... . Commercials ......
You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like ........ Department Stores.....
Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like........ . Government Bonds ......
They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ........ Mascara ......
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like ........ Popcorn ........
They satisfy you, but only for a little while .. ..

Men are like ........ Snowstorms ......
You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ......
Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........
All the good ones are taken :)

soma · #2 (**permalink**) Apr 20, 04

men are... the cream in your coffee.

Jingles · #3 (**permalink**) Apr 20, 04

Men are beautiful

Men are like ........ Bananas ......
as they age the more delicious they get - to a point, and then they must be put into muffins :)

Men are like ........ Vacations ......
refreshing and invigorating

Men are like . Weather ......
Nothing can be done to change them. Nor should they change for anything other then themselves

Men are like . Blenders ......
You need One, cause you love morning smoothies

Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ......
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. ...thank-god

Men are like ........ Coffee ......
ewwww - no they aren't..... coffee is gross
(or - they wake you up like notihing else ;) )

Men are like....... . Commercials ......
shiney and attention grabbing - making you want one

Men are like ........ Department Stores.....
something you don't really appreciate til your older

Men are like........ . Government Bonds ......
a wise investment

Men are like ........ Mascara ......
adding to your own beauty

Men are like ........ Popcorn ........
fun and even better a little buttered

Men are like ........ Snowstorms ......
You never know when they're coming -- unless you pay attention

Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ......
put a smile on my face

Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........
All the good ones are taken ...True enough, sometimes it seems that is so

Kelster · #4 (**permalink**) Apr 20, 04

men are great! i effin' love them!

emotions/feelings are the killer :/

hat_trick · #5 (**permalink**) Apr 20, 04

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Originally Posted by vivabutterfly

Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........
All the good ones are taken :)

that's the same way i see it with girls.

mapleleaf4ever · #6 (**permalink**) Apr 20, 04

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Originally Posted by hat_trick

that's the same way i see it with girls.

Yesh... damn that...

gslse · #7 (**permalink**) Apr 20, 04

I'm wondering how many "men" you actually know. (As opposed to the "boys" you know.)

Goat · #8 (**permalink**) Apr 20, 04

sounds like someone isn't getting enough dick.

sass69 · #9 (**permalink**) Apr 20, 04

That was a good laugh! and guys it isn't like she actually wrote it, unless you did .... in which i must say you crack me up

robyn · #10 (**permalink**) Apr 20, 04

I <3 all boys.

MissBehavior · #11 (**permalink**) Apr 20, 04

I liked Maryah's better. :)

Goat · #12 (**permalink**) Apr 20, 04

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Originally Posted by sass69

That was a good laugh! and guys it isn't like she actually wrote it, unless you did .... in which i must say you crack me up

I still don't think she's getting enough dick.

sass69 · #13 (**permalink**) Apr 20, 04

fair enough

Goat · #14 (**permalink**) Apr 20, 04

If that's her in her avatar, she looks 12.
(observation)
what do 12 year olds know about dick?

and here comes the negative karma...

ebbomega · #15 (**permalink**) Apr 20, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by George Carlin

Men are vein, brutal, greedy assholes that have just about ruined this planet because they're afraid that someone out there might have a bigger dick than them. You don't have to be a political scientist or a history major to understand the Bigger Dick Foreign Policy at work. It goes something like this: What they have bigger dicks than us? Bomb them! And of course, the bombs and the rockets and the bullets are all shaped like dicks! I don't understand that part of it, but it is part of the equation.

Joe Bless George.

gslse · #16 (**permalink**) Apr 20, 04

Goat, I don't have a clue who you are, but you slay me!!! LOL!!!

cheebus420 · #17 (**permalink**) Apr 20, 04

goat? he's a comic genius, and a flacid penis at the same time.

Dr. Doom · #18 (**permalink**) Apr 21, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebbomega

Joe Bless George.

hehehehe

zarlon · #19 (**permalink**) Apr 21, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by robyn

I <3 all boys.

skank! ;]

Rhianna · #20 (**permalink**) Apr 21, 04

Jingles knows what's up.

I'm a big fan of men. But most of all my man. He's good times.

Grapes · #21 (**permalink**) Apr 21, 04

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Men are vein

Hello??...

ebbomega · #22 (**permalink**) Apr 21, 04

Quoting George Carlin requires no justification.

There are exceptions to every rule. Including the one "There are exceptions to every rule."

heatherness · #23 (**permalink**) Apr 21, 04

mmmm boys!! :D
jingles really does know whats up..

ebbomega · #24 (**permalink**) Apr 21, 04

I would say "Maryah gives a good argument for becoming gay" but that would come out the wrong way.

robyn · #25 (**permalink**) Apr 21, 04

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Originally Posted by zarlon

skank! ;]

It's not my fault they're so <3able.