Cops And There Look

[hardstylin]

i hate it when a cop pulls you over busts your ass for like 10 things and then lets you off on one fine or charge and gives you the big look waiting for you to praise him and tell him how kind hes being.FUCK OFF, cops are such fucking dorks sometimes.

[Lil Tiff]

Haha so true! Its funny how they dont normally give you a ticket for what they actually pulled you over for in the first place!

[crookedking]

i'd rather pay the fine than apologize for breaking the law!

[inkster]

Originally Posted by hardstylin

i hate it when a cop pulls you over busts your ass for like 10 things and then lets you off on one fine or charge and gives you the big look waiting for you to praise him and tell him how kind hes being.FUCK OFF, cops are such fucking dorks sometimes.

but really... he is being really kind and he is doing you a favor. so you should be thankful. and he should also be thankful of your thankfullness, because otherwise he'd have a shitload of paperwork to do.

so it's a symbiotic relationship. awww.

[~god~]

JUST GIVE ME THE FINE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER!! just once i'd like to tell a cop that I raped his mom. fuckin cocksucking biatch.

Have you noticed that no cop.. EVER.. none of them have the slightest sense of humor. You can't even make them smile. so fukin serious like they're constapating.

[heatherness]

hahaha oh my. :/ u guys... lol but i totally know what u mean, or they follow u so they can look u up in there stupid little computer to bust u for something.. :/

[mapleleaf4ever]

When I was pulled over for Speeding in Mission, the Cop was all like "You know I could've given you Excessive. But since this is your First Offence I'll let you go with the regular Fine." And after I got that he's all like "That's a pretty nice Car you've got." Oh gawd Buddy, just give me my ticket and get outta my way! lol Damn my Ex for unplugging my Radar Detector.

[~god~]

okay man... I have a problem with authorities. I got suspended from ICBC last year, and am suspended till next sept.

don't ask. haha.
all the cops in the world can sufficate up eachothers' asses.

[gslse]

I've never had the cops actually let me go cept for once when I first moved out here. Still had 'provincial' warrants in Manitoba, so they did nada, of course. I remember going through a road block in a car I had 'loaned' from the valet service . . no license, coke in my pocket, dunno who owns the car & can't find regestration . . managed to talk my way through it . . too much, man! I needed a pick me up!

I didn't STEAL the car, I used to work valet service at the Century Grill in Yaletown(gone now, Blue Water is there) and a 'good customer' left his car w/ me over night, as he commonly did. Anyhow, I just had to have it outside his pad, in Point Grey, by 6am . . that was a dope job . . literally! lol!

[neoh]

On tuesday night I had the cops barge into my friends home looking for me with guns drawn. They searched everything, conviscated some shit and left. They were even looking for my name, then they showed the mug shot to my buddy and it was some old middle aged dude.

Man, that was a wake up call.

"Dude, the cops are looking for you."

heh.
I fucking hate the police.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Tsk tsk, you let them get a Mugshot? Gotta stay below the Radar... 007 Style. *makes a gun with his fingers* Queue the theme!

[gslse]

^^ . . sounds like they didn't get his(neoh) mug. You are correct, though, getting booked f'ing sucks . .

[mapleleaf4ever]

I'm good at being Stealthy... being a Red Head people will say your name even though you weren't involved but I stick out. Gotta love the Ski Mask. :kam:

[neoh]

I have a mug shot.
But it wasen't mine they were showing. :\

[Dean]

^what did you do!?!

and NEVER say apologize for traffic offences... its an admition of guilt and if you dispute the ticket they will use it against you

[neoh]

eh?
what did I do when?