My Tummy Hurts

[sidekick]

Okay....so I'm eating more than I've ever eaten in my life, yet my stomach hurts.

Today I went out to lunch with my friend, finished my whole meal (which i hardly ever do) and then finished what was left of hers and I was still hungry at the end.

What's wrong with me? Maybe there is a little animal living inside my stomach that is eating all the food I put in there.

[robyn]

Remember what I told you last time your tummy hurt? JAKE NEEDS MALIBU. Seriously, hunny bunny, I know what I'm talking about.

[sidekick]

Yeah...maybe alcohol will fix my tummy hurting.

either that or it will kill the stomach animal inside me

[crackdragon]

perhaps you have worms, are in a growth spurt, or maybe you are pregnant and eating for two now. Could also possibly be that you have hollow legs, orrrr maybe, just maybe you are just hungry

[sidekick]

I'll choose...D: All of the above

[heatherness]

maybe ur gonig on a huge growth spurt or something? haha
that is really weird..

[robyn]

omg! Jake! Whose baby is it?

[sidekick]

I hope I'm not having a growth spurt. I'm already 6 feet tall. That's as tall as i want to be.

And Robyn....i think you know whose baby it is....or have you so quickly forgotten our magical night of Rum, tinfoil, and vaseline.

[robyn]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

And Robyn....i think you know whose baby it is....or have you so quickly forgotten our magical night of Rum, tinfoil, and vaseline.

Excitement! Let's name it Zay Dee Rudiger!

[sidekick]

OMG! I was thinking the exact same thing.

[Dean]

Jake's pregnant!

[sidekick]

SHHHHH! It's supposed to be a secret!

[sidekick]

And right now my baby is craving Stagg Chilli...wtf?!

I'm going to make some right now.

[sidekick]

Okay...I just ate two full plates of stirfry (no chilli) and I feel like i could still eat more.

Perhaps I'm making up for the many weeks of eating just a grilled cheese sandwich and a bowl of cheerios a day.

[charly]

i've been eating so much lately too. it's crazy. i don't normally eat that much, but i just can't stop eating lately. i don't want to be fat :(

[sidekick]

^^me neither.

you should come over to my house. We'll order seven large pizzas, chinese food and just sit on my couch and watch TV movies all night long.

[charly]

^^ haha that would be too much fun.

but think about the fat, jake. THINK ABOUT THE FAT~!#%^!

[sidekick]

I know!!!!!

We could get it liposuctioned out and sell it to people that want collagen lip injections. We could eat as much as we want and get rich too!!!!

[charly]

you can't just limit it to lip injections though. our liposuctioned fat can be used for all types of things, like butt implants, breast enlargements, lip injections... soap?

yay!

[sidekick]

oooh soap a la Fight Club

I love that movie.

I like the idea of my tummy fat being used to make someone's breasts/butt bigger. Makes me feel like I'm really leaving my mark on the world.

[PHOTONIC]

my god jake.. pregnant.... maybe you can hang out in the "lesbians with a baby" room now lol

[sidekick]

Yesssss....that was my plan all along. That room has Jake written all over it.

[sidekick]

Just thought I'd update everyone: I just ate a steak and I am officially FULL!

[crackdragon]

what... no dessert?

[sidekick]

I don't have anything for dessert :(

I drank a pepsi..that's kinda like dessert.

Yuck, that steak is hard to digest. I never eat meat really so my stomach is like "WTF is this shit"