Men! - Page 2

Flip · #26 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

This is why you should become a lesbian, like me. Chicks are softer, sweeter and have boobs, so why would you even need a man? Don't say for his shlong cause half the time guys can't get it up, and if they can, they can't keep it up for more than 3 minutes. That's why you should get a rubber friend, or a lesbo lover with stubby fingers. As for companionship, a girlfriend can go shopping with you and you can both gawk at other hot chicks walking by, and if you do some PDAs, you'll get into any club in town without paying cover or waiting in line.

The only down side to being a lesbian is you'll have to start listening to dyke-tunes like Jan Arden, Sarah McLaughlin or The Penis-Hating Rug-Munchers. Viva Lesbos!!!!

DJMaciek · #27 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

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Originally Posted by Flip

This is why you should become a lesbian, like me. Chicks are softer, sweeter and have boobs, so why would you even need a man? Don't say for his shlong cause half the time guys can't get it up, and if they can, they can't keep it up for more than 3 minutes. That's why you should get a rubber friend, or a lesbo lover with stubby fingers. As for companionship, a girlfriend can go shopping with you and you can both gawk at other hot chicks walking by, and if you do some PDAs, you'll get into any club in town without paying cover or waiting in line.

The only down side to being a lesbian is you'll have to start listening to dyke-tunes like Jan Arden, Sarah McLaughlin or The Penis-Hating Rug-Munchers. Viva Lesbos!!!!

Whoa, what kind of hurting men where you with?
Is there a reason they couldent keep it up for 3 min?
hmmm........

zarlon · #28 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

i think the fact that this exact thread has been done at least fifty times before is reason enough for me to say this..

shut the fuck up - it's not just men, it's everyone. maybe your views are too close minded for you to relate with other people, or maybe you're just picking the wrong men - or maybe asking too much of them.

who knows. i just dont want to see any more of these stupid "i hate insert gender here" threads, or similar things.

:soak:

ebbomega · #29 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

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Originally Posted by tiger2099

Whoa, what kind of hurting men where you with?
Is there a reason they couldent keep it up for 3 min?
hmmm........

Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat...

lildonkey · #30 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

fuck that shit, you girls are more fucked up then anything

BenGiovanni · #31 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

^^^ that is also true
girls carry more of a tendency to fuck around with emotions....in guys and girls....and animals..hahhaahahhaha just look at that poor puppy that bitch screamed at...its deaf and crying inside :|

ulala · #32 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

Dont call us emotional it hurts our feelings OKAY?. *crys*

DJMaciek · #33 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

^ lol

crookedking · #34 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flip

This is why you should become a lesbian, like me. Chicks are softer, sweeter and have boobs, so why would you even need a man? Don't say for his shlong cause half the time guys can't get it up, and if they can, they can't keep it up for more than 3 minutes. That's why you should get a rubber friend, or a lesbo lover with stubby fingers. As for companionship, a girlfriend can go shopping with you and you can both gawk at other hot chicks walking by, and if you do some PDAs, you'll get into any club in town without paying cover or waiting in line.

The only down side to being a lesbian is you'll have to start listening to dyke-tunes like Jan Arden, Sarah McLaughlin or The Penis-Hating Rug-Munchers. Viva Lesbos!!!!

dammit you beat me to it!

Bobby_T · #35 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

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Originally Posted by ebbomega

Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat...

Hey hey,
Hey hey,

Another one bites the dust.

ebbomega · #36 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

That would have been the point I was getting across. Yes.

SEAN! · #37 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

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Originally Posted by Tea

Dont let them hold you down.

They really CAN be frustrating, pathetic, annoying,lame, imature, stupid, smelly, selfish and dog-like BUT there are exceptions. I know of a great, GREAT guy who is romantic, considerate, sweet, understanding, supportive and darling of course he's taken but the good ones ALWAYS are. He gave me hope...but then i'd go on a date with another ass and conclude they suck.

I think you should join this single wagon, ive realized now that the reason why i am alone is because the fishes are all fried when i catach em.

I used to think men were only good for one thing, but i soon realized sometimes, most of the time, they ARENT even good for that.
So get a rabbit and get over it.

One day the man in question will hopefully grow up and realize the worth of a women.

if your wondering about rabbit, pm me ill fill you in craig david style. (man if that wasnt straight up cheese i dont know what is)

A woman can make even that perfect guy into a dickhead, by inflicting upon them thier own psychological problems and issuses from past assholes, thus inflicting a shitload of unwarrented neurotic baggage on him, without a satisfactory explaination.

just playing devils advocate here, but interpersonal relationships are so complex, maybe you're perception of him being a dickhead is just his natural reaction to some fucked up way that a female interacts or behaves with him. Alot of times i guess when people(guys) behave in a way which you find hurtful, it could be a result of something that you are doing to hurt/bother him and you may not even know you are doing it, or you dont realize juts how hurtfull it can be.

Goat · #38 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

you're 17?
what do you know of 'men'?

s...l.....u.....

ahahahaha

Bevvy Swift · #39 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

when bitter about the opposite sex, its nice to fall back on the "aw, bitches aint nuthin but a buncha hoes", or the "i fucking hate guys, they're all pigs!", but it doesnt solve anything, cos all you get is bitter. accept that there's some fucked-up and shady people in this world, of both sexes, and when one of em fucks you around, or even when things just dont work out, it sucks balls.

its not like i have some great solution for everyones problem (i know, im sorry),
but im just saying that that kind of attitude can keep you alone for a long time.

if you wanna be bitter, be bitter at the person who fucked you around, not the whole opposite sex. cos at least there's me!

Raver_O.G · #40 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

and youre hot, so you win....but ya I agree....We've ALL been fucked around unpleasently at some point, but that doesnt mean Im going to autmomatically be poorly dispositioned to every to every man or woman that comes my way.

DiamondDash2k · #41 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

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Originally Posted by Cheez

when bitter about the opposite sex, its nice to fall back on the "aw, bitches aint nuthin but a buncha hoes"

i believe it's "bitches aint nothing but hoes and tricks"

Tea · #42 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

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Originally Posted by ebbomega

ALL MAH PLAYAHS IN DA BACK! THROW YO HANDS UP WHERE YOU AT!

ALL MAH 'HO'S IN DA FRUNT! BABY LEMME SE YO RUMP!

Im going to pretend i didnt read that.

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Tea · #43 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by SEAN!

A woman can make even that perfect guy into a dickhead, by inflicting upon them thier own psychological problems and issuses from past assholes, thus inflicting a shitload of unwarrented neurotic baggage on him, without a satisfactory explaination.

just playing devils advocate here, but interpersonal relationships are so complex, maybe you're perception of him being a dickhead is just his natural reaction to some fucked up way that a female interacts or behaves with him. Alot of times i guess when people(guys) behave in a way which you find hurtful, it could be a result of something that you are doing to hurt/bother him and you may not even know you are doing it, or you dont realize juts how hurtfull it can be.

Granted people are picky. We pick each other apart. This site is a perfect example of that, oppose to accepting peoples diverse opinions we disagree with them and starts wars. That is the world. I can only speak for myself, it is wrong to blame women, saying they always make men out to me a certain way, i know men. I truly feel that a lot of this female resentment is due to the fact that men mature later then girls, and young guys, some young guys prefer to play the feild and take longer to grow up and into themselves in order to comit willingly and with the right intentions. It is all about timing. Also, your not ment to be with just anybody, falling in love isnt the same thing as having sex. It takes time. One day you will all click, or meet someone who feel really special about. Its easy for me to stay optimistic now that i am only 20, get back to me when i am 30 i just might have a different story for you.

Segued · #44 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

I wish i was stoned.

whoriental · #45 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

why cant we all get along?!?!

ebbomega · #46 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tea

Im going to pretend i didnt read that.

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

THERE'S SOME HO'S IN DIS HOUSE
IF YA SEE 'EM POINT 'EM OUT!
FACE DOWN ASS UP
THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TA FUCK
BIG TITTIED BITCHES THAT THINK YO IS DA SHIT
BRING YO ASS HERE AND RIDE ON THIS DICK!

DJ Funk 0wnz j00.

zarlon · #47 (**permalink**) May 14, 04

heh a big FUCK YOU goes out to all the guys/girls who bitch about the opposite sex on a regular basis. at least i have the decency to hate EVERYBODY not just men.

if looks didnt matter we would all be bisexual

KenJi · #48 (**permalink**) May 14, 04

^ wow another one of these posts eh haha

Akeel · #49 (**permalink**) May 14, 04

WHERE MY HOS AT ???