Having a tampon for a mustache

[Goat]

So i discovered today there's such thing as a surgical chisel and surgical hammer. The doc said he'd find out and get back to me about the surgical 2x4, but i wouldn't be surprised if there is one.

Went in to get my shnoz/sinus's fixed this morning. Ended up being a very sloppy waking up in the recovery room, general anesthetics suck proverbial dick.

Can't work (hard labour) for 2 weeks, works not gonna be impressed considering i started a week and a half a go.
and to top it all off i gotta wear this big wack of gozz around my nose cuz it's bleeding at random and will continue to do so for the next 4 days or so.
I wish tampon mustaches were back in style, i'd be king.

not being able to eat/drink for 12 hours before the service led to a food massif when the anesthetic wore off: bbq chicken, yogurt and chopped up banana's, 12 california rolls,6 dynamite rolls, caramel almond ice cream, juice, and chicken noodle soup.

won't be making it out to sip though :(

[ulala]

ahh poor guy! Hey atleast ur getting two weeks off work tho!

[M!SKA]

max that doesnt sound pleasant.
what was wrong with your honker?

[Goat]

actually i'd rather be working.
2 weeks not working puts me back nearly a grand. you can buy a lot of gummy bears with a grand.
gotta get out of langley somehow.

edit: a couple months ago i was @ a house party, quite inebriated, and tried breaking up a fight. Ended up in the middle of the fight. my whole right nose nostril ended up pushing against the left side of my nose and fucking up part of sinus. havn't been able to smell or breathe out of it since.

my honker honks again!

[miss.myra]

ooh surgical chisel? that sounds FUN!

[Lush]

No good :(
Get well soon eh..

[stringbeans]

crazy.. hope it heals soon max

[crookedking]

tampon mustaches used to be big? was that in the 1920's?

[jib monkey]

do u have the black eyes? when my buddy got his nose fixed he didn't want to admit it. so he just told people he got into a fight. pretty da,m stupid.

[charly]

^ i think the tampon mustache might give it away though.

feel better soon max! :)

[shorerider]

Oh, you mean a cum catcher.

[Pussy_Kat]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i really wanted u to come
*tear*

[Kelster]

you sure it's not from stinking too much junk up the snizzle?

[normal josh]

max max max,

you shoulda asked for the medical jack hammer and the medical weedwacker!!! i heard those were great shoze repairing tools!!!

get beter, smell the turds!!!

your AWSOME DOODE!!!!

[Goat]

^thanks buddy