The Fight Club Thread

DJ Ponz · #1 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

If you could fight anyone in the world, who would it be?

Myself, I'd like to fight Jerry Springer.

sidekick · #2 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

ooh this is a good thread! (Fight Club is my favourite movie, and one of my favourite books)

hmm...I'd fight:

George Bush (obviously)
Richard Simmons (that would be damn funny)
Michael Jackson (also funny)

stringbeans · #3 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

i'd fight chris sheppard

Goat · #4 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

your mom

hardstylin · #5 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

godzilla

Silverwinged · #6 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

I'd like to curb stomp Avril...

mapleleaf4ever · #7 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

Hmm... Fight anyone eh? That guy on those Canadian Tire Commercials... he does the Brake Ads etc. He annoys the hell out of me... I'd love to beat him senseless. :)

Bevvy Swift · #8 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

i love this thread!!!

hmmmmm

joseph stalin
andre aggassi
madonna

Akeel · #9 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

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.muffy. · #10 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

Miss Myra
I hear she's a fucking bitch

miss.myra · #11 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by d4isy

Miss Myra
I hear she's a fucking bitch

Oh, but I am! It's so on, bitch!

.muffy. · #12 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

OH NO YOU DIDN"T !!

*snaps her fingers*

Moon · #13 (**permalink**) May 23, 04

i wanna fight the bouncer who works at voda who looks like mini me

neoh · #14 (**permalink**) May 23, 04

Hulk Hogan
Paul Oakenfold
Ricky Martin

:D

Chet · #15 (**permalink**) May 23, 04

jesus

Oscar Da Grouc · #16 (**permalink**) May 23, 04

Bruce lee, and mike tyson

then i'd say shit to 1 of em, pretending it was from the other..and we'd have the good ol "who'd win in a fight, bruce lee vs mike tyson" battle going on :)

Sariel · #17 (**permalink**) May 23, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oscar Da Grouc

Bruce lee, and mike tyson

then i'd say shit to 1 of em, pretending it was from the other..and we'd have the good ol "who'd win in a fight, bruce lee vs mike tyson" battle going on :)

Well.... I would say hands down it would be bruce lee...
But he's kinda dead, so I don't think he would put up much of a fight.

Oscar Da Grouc · #18 (**permalink**) May 23, 04

^oh u jerk...lolz, but but, COME ON!
bruce lee would win...unless mike tyson actually connected...the've both got bonuses

~god~ · #19 (**permalink**) May 23, 04

I'd take on:
Mike Tyson
Van Damn
Jackey Chan

...uumm.. all at the same time... and youre all invited to my funeral. RAVE!

Grapes · #20 (**permalink**) May 24, 04

^ haha.

George W. Bush

Oh man... would that ever be sweet.

YOU'RE NEXT RUMSFELD!! YOU HEAR ME?!?!

**ƒORM** · #21 (**permalink**) May 24, 04

Without a doubt..

Mr. Try too hard

BreaksBoy · #22 (**permalink**) May 24, 04

Ali G would be number one... and then i'd say.....the cop who jacked my ounce!!!