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Old May 29, 04
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Baby Gerbils!!
I was told they were both boys!!
Not impressed....
5 babies!

who wants one when they are old enough??
Form and Kaos are enough for me. I dont want to house their offspring also.
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Old May 29, 04
dumb it down, would ya?
  
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return them to the Wild.

what kind of Evil Person would keep their baby gerbils prisoner?
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Old May 29, 04
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I like that idea
but animals like it here - the loose mouse wont leave either!
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Old May 29, 04
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LOL

Bren told me last night...
well now you know they aren't gay...or one of them has secret birth giving abilites!
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Old May 29, 04
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he thinks its soo cute...but will he clean the cage or buy them food when they run out?

No he really wont.
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Old May 29, 04
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the same thing happened to my sister and i when we had gerbils. both females? i think not! they humped so much. we had like 13 gerbils at one point.
the baby ones are so ugly that they're cute!
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Old May 29, 04
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sooo ugly!
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Old May 29, 04
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Originally Posted by junglequeen
I like that idea
but animals like it here - the loose mouse wont leave either!
which one is the female? form or kaos? are you going to change its name to a female name? like jingles or something?
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Old May 29, 04
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Kaos is the female one

now Im supposed to call them Form and Jingles?
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Old May 29, 04
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They had babies?...Awwww!
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Old May 29, 04
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heh i thought this post was going to be perverted...
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Old May 29, 04
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Yeah, same thing happend to me with my last pair of rats. Two males? Bruce and Gordon. Don' think so. Bruce turns out to be Barbra, gets knocked up, dies in childbirth, all the little ones stillborn. Yeah, that was fun.
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Old May 29, 04
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give them to ppcock, he'll find a good use for them.
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Old May 29, 04
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i hate breeders who lie about shit!
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Old May 29, 04
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Im bringing them to the pet store and Im going to make a fuss. If she told me she didnt know the sex that would have been one thing! But she made me buy a pair so theyd keep each other company and she assured me they were boys.

It wouldnt be so bad if they were hamsters or rabbits - nobody wants gerbils!
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Old May 29, 04
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Quote:
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now Im supposed to call them Form and Jingles?

Yes.
great idea
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Old May 29, 04
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Why not train them to be co-vert assassins? You could teach them the deadly arts of Feng Shui and Origamy and they could kick it old-school. Or you could teach them to mate while you're video-taping them and make some serious money on the net, selling gerbil-porn. Or you could chuck em off an over-pass, onto unsuspecting motorists. I don't know how many times I've had to swerve out of the way of falling gerbils and crash right into a short-bus full of "special people".

So many possibilities, what are you worried about? If you have a bunch of lube, I'll take them off your hands.....
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Old May 29, 04
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My kitty will eat em?
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Old May 29, 04
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A little Pine-Sol in the water drip should fix 'em right up....


Kidding. Just complain at the pet store. Bring them to that bitch and leave them there.
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Old May 30, 04
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i never even knew you had gerbils.
hmph. where were they???
i didnt see no gerbils!
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Old May 30, 04
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heh i thought this post was going to be perverted...
what? how. how could this be perverted?
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Old May 30, 04
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i had the same problem with bunnies. we bought 4 and ended up with 15 babies.

4 + 15 = TOO MANY RABBITS!!!!
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Old May 30, 04
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i had 2 gerbils once and my little sister ended up cutting off their tails in the cage door (on seperate occassions!).
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Old May 31, 04
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i want 2.
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Old May 31, 04
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done and done
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