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Old Nov 05, 01
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rice rockets

im done all my studying and so i just feel like ranting for a bit... here goes:

RICE ROCKETS ARE FUCKING UGLY (FUGLY)!!!

i dont understand why people get their cars sooo souped up.. its a fucking waste of time, money, and effort! first off, why soup it up with an awesome engine when you know you're just going to be stuck in traffic 70% of the time...

secondly, what the fuuuuuuuuuuuck is up with the big ass spoilers? do you think your car is an airplane? are you an idiot? there's no point in getting them if you're not going to be racing.. you have to be going a certain speed for them to actually DO anything

also, why the hell would you put a sticker on the front window of your car saying "HONDA SPORT"??? we can already tell its a fucking honda you dork... you dont need an ugly ass sticker to prove it!

and no offense to asians (im asian as well), but you KNOW you're just going to get into an accident in 3 weeks after getting it souped up because you SUCK ASS at driving!

oooh... and i LOVE seeing ricerockets that are lowered try to get over speed bumps.. lol... especially the ones at bcit! absolutely HILARIOUS

and you'd think that maybe the car would atleast play some good music.... BUT NO! they'd blast out hardhouse!! ugly music for an UGLY CAR

ooh... and im not even going to get into all the gadgets that are put on the dashboard...

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Old Nov 05, 01
oh no
 
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Go John!
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Old Nov 05, 01
Larry?
 
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depends...

u can have a crazy nice rice rocket as long as u dont have shit like the huge spoilers that give u an additional 5 horsepower for every foot they are or the ugly ass body kits that look like their gonna poke u in the eye....if u go for a nice clean look then honda, acura's...etc...can be sweet cars
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Old Nov 05, 01
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Re: depends...

Quote:
Originally posted by BeatItFarmer
the ugly ass body kits that look like their gonna poke u in the eye....
*RoTfLmAo* [literally]

k i dunno why but i find that really amusing.. hehehehehe..


*throws rice at john* BAHAHAHA..


um ya.. hehe cars like that bug me.. like really..

but hey.. at least most ppl are smart enough to soup up somewhat NICER cars.. i mean really!! I've someone who souped a tercel.. A FUCKING TERCEL!! now that is hilarious!! BAHAHAHAHA..

the funny thing is john.. you just described my friends new car.. hahahahahaha.. she even has the honda sport sticker on the front.. BAHAHAHA...

eww.. a nywayz.. most ppl have the ugliest spoilers tho.. like really.. tHERE FUCKING HUGE.. they so nasty.. and big..and UGLY! half of em aren't even the same colour as the damn car! and they clash yo..

meh! i think people like to do it as a sign they have money.. y'know? prove they got money so they can do ulgy stuff to their car ad what not?

BAHAHA ANOTHER FUNNY THING!!... PEOPLE WHO SOUP UP VANS!! FUCKING VANS!!!!! bahahahahah so funny to see man.. hehe

*throws more rice @ john* hehe die of a rice death.. =P
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Old Nov 05, 01
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I have to disagree with you on this one

I will say that some cars are over-done but there are some sweet rides cruising the streets of Vancouver. I like rides that are fast under the hood and don't advertise every single component with a tacky sticker on it somewhere. I also hate seeing cars that have Canadian Tire specials all over it. Chain link license plate covers, Looney tunes steering wheel covers and pictures of Calvin pissing on Chevy logos. Lately I've been checking out mods for my MP5. I've been considering adding some more horsepower to it. The only problem right now is the lack of parts available. I guess you could say it’s a bit of an addiction....once you start adding things it's hard to stop. :)
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Old Nov 05, 01
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John: I WANT A RICE ROCKET!!!!!!!!!!


bahahah.
:D:
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Old Nov 05, 01
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soon u shall all se a new rice-rocket on the street

as soon as i cane save enough cash imma buy a 86 toyota corolla gts-and soup the hell outta it!!! why? to enter and win in scca races as well as auto crossing (yes, a lot of those rice-rockets u see on the street are raced in legal competitions and are usually the owners only car, hence they drive em on the street, too)

SOON... :231:
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Old Nov 05, 01
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Re: I have to disagree with you on this one

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Originally posted by DJ-Form
I will say that some cars are over-done but there are some sweet rides cruising the streets of Vancouver. I like rides that are fast under the hood and don't advertise every single component with a tacky sticker on it somewhere.
Amen.

Modesty is the best form of bragging.

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Old Nov 05, 01
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nothing like hearing the dull whine of a 4 cylinder car, especially behind you as you beat them off the line.

r.
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Old Nov 05, 01
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sum of the stuff that john said is true
but not all of it
those people that do their cars way too much they get mommy and daddy to pay for them
but if u have a nice rice rocket that u had paid all your self
u can truely say that, that is a nice ride
there just fucking rich fucking honggers
but for us average peeps that pay for our own skool
and car
deserves to have some sort of dignaty in saying that they riced their car out themselves

but fuck if u where y would u buy a honda???
see im getting a honda
and my plan is to make it as original as possible
i can garuntee that i will NOT have a fucking whale tail spoiler
thats fo sure
i dont even want a spoiler
keep it simple as possible
and cheap too
that way your car will still look nice and not look like your mommy and daddy paid 4 it

but i think y your flaming rice rockets is because of:
1: u cant afford your own
2: u r totally washed
3: jelous
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Old Nov 05, 01
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Quote:
Originally posted by dragon boi
but i think y your flaming rice rockets is because of:
1: u cant afford your own
2: u r totally washed
3: jelous
people don't flame ugly people because they can't be ugly, they are 'washed', and they are jealous of thier uglyness.

people don't lame stupid people because they can't be stupid, they are 'washed', and because they are jealous of thier stupidity.

why would it be any different for a ugly stupid car?

paying lots of money to make your car go fast is a noble hobby.

paying lots of money on flashers, stickers and body kits so your car *looks* like it should go fast is fucking stupid.

a civic (or civic isotope) will never go really fast. as much as you want it to, and hope and pray to your mugen sticker, it will never go really fast. it may go quick, it may be speedy compared to other civics, but in the big scheme of cars you can buy at the richmond auto mall, a civic is not at all in the realm of as fast ap people make them look.

*sigh*

r.
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Old Nov 05, 01
Gravity Slave
 
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I laugh at all those idiots that own these souped up cars and then try to take them up to Cypress or Whistler.

LOL! Doesn't handle very well in the snow does it? Give me my SUV any day.

I'll race you down ANY back alley! :041:

Of course once they do get into the parking lot an hour later, they come out with their brand new Burton snowboards... :355:

Next adventure for them? Getting off the chairlift.
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Old Nov 05, 01
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Re: I have to disagree with you on this one

Quote:
Originally posted by DJ-Form
I will say that some cars are over-done but there are some sweet rides cruising the streets of Vancouver. I like rides that are fast under the hood and don't advertise every single component with a tacky sticker on it somewhere.
I agree with you Lex, the sweetest looking cars to me are the ones that are nice and clean. You do notice the subtle body modifications and after market rims, but what lies beneath the hood is a mystery.

My favourite stealth car is the Racing Dynamics modified BMW M5.
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Old Nov 05, 01
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i hate people that put those stickers on there cars
i think that its a waste of sticky paper

what im trying to say is the people that can soup up thier car without their parents helping them makes them independent
in originality......im not saying that im gonna go put mugen stickers all over my car and that makes me look cool....
im talking for all those people that save their own money and buy wisely on parts and pieces for thier car

unlike those who think that they have a real sponser and go put mugen, spoon, honda sport stickers all over their car. i'll agree that some body kits do look fucken over done but there are some that do look nice and still not look done out.....with me price is a factor for me i have to buy my parts wisely.

my car is simple lowered NOT low enough so that u have to like 1kmh to go over a speed bump i still can go at a decent speed and make it over the bump and not bottom out, clear corners
intake and exaust(comming soon)
does that make a rice rocket?
its all the lil stuff that make my car original
system sony explode deck, amp and 10"sub
no biggy all bought with my own money
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Old Nov 05, 01
oh no
 
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That's not very original dragon boi, I don't think a modified exhaust and X-plod speakers exactly scream 'indivdual'...

Why don't you just work on the engine and bring your MPG up and lower fuel cost, or something useful? Oh cause that takes actual mechanical skill? Instead of cutting your shocks and getting an intake put in for you?

Blah...
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Old Nov 05, 01
Mofofofo
 
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Ohh... I wish I still went to Langara... there were soo many hilarious rice rockets that were parked there.
There was this one neon that had a huge ass spoiler, chain license plate holder, sticker that said "Protected by the club", etc, and every semester the person would add something new to it.... the last time I saw it, it had a new neon yellow... or was it pink body kit... LOL

Some rice rockets don't make sense like for instance... this Accord I saw that had a VTEC sticker on it... wtf??

Why spend all that money on your car when you could save up and buy a nicer one? I guess...
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Old Nov 05, 01
Fuck the corporate world
 
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intake exaust
explode system
are the things that every one has

i talking about the lil things
aluminum floor mats
lids or covers
chip
headers
turbo
fancy ass lights
projectors
HID
strobing blinkers
shit like that
i probally wouldnt get turbo
but everything else is on my list
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Old Nov 05, 01
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Quote:
Originally posted by Max Lazarus
That's not very original dragon boi, I don't think a modified exhaust and X-plod speakers exactly scream 'indivdual'...

Why don't you just work on the engine and bring your MPG up and lower fuel cost, or something useful? Oh cause that takes actual mechanical skill? Instead of cutting your shocks and getting an intake put in for you?

Blah...

cutting my shocks???
why the hell would i do that???
sport springs man
only idiots cut their springs
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Old Nov 05, 01
Gravity Slave
 
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How about these little things?

Alpine 7909L
McIntosh Amp w/ meters
Dynaudio drivers
Image Dynamics subs
Straight Wire interconnects

All installed so it looks 100% stock yet gives you crystal clear sound. It'll make the hair on the back of your neck vibrate if needed though. :c-tard:

Music is what should drive your soul.
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Old Nov 05, 01
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uh.. yea... i like cars.

*flips hair*

-TiFF-
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Old Nov 05, 01
Fuck the corporate world
 
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i was actually thingking of a base tube
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Old Nov 05, 01
Gravity Slave
 
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Bass tubes are a waste of money IMO.

You'll get better sound and performance from a single driver in a properly designed box.
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Old Nov 05, 01
Fuck the corporate world
 
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i donno the car came with that shit so
ill slowly change over
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Old Nov 05, 01
STOLE YOUR BIKE
 
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you're right.. i am pretty washed heh... but so what? do all asians have to appreciate rice rockets?

john
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Old Nov 05, 01
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Quote:
Originally posted by stringbeans_in_jeans
you're right.. i am pretty washed heh... but so what? do all asians have to appreciate rice rockets?

john
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I make up for your lack of asianness, okay?!
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