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Old May 31, 04
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when you cross your legs and end up crushing your nuts
it fuckin sucks man
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Old Jun 01, 04
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What kind of guy crosses his legs anyways? :p
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Old Jun 01, 04
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kinda grabs you by the booboo don't it?
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Old Jun 01, 04
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Extend left leg.
Lower it so your nutsack remains above your leg.
Rub right leg along left whilst you cross. This keeps your nutsack in a nice position atop your left leg and usually keeps you from crushing your balls.

Fucking amateurs.
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Old Jun 01, 04
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ebbomega also knows how to piss without it going all over his leg.

could you explain that one ebbo?
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Old Jun 01, 04
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ebbomega also knows how to piss without it going all over his leg.
I dont :(
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Old Jun 01, 04
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ebbomega also knows how to piss without it going all over his leg.

could you explain that one ebbo?
If I gave away all my secrets, where's the mystery?
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Old Jun 01, 04
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you must be crossing your legs pretty hard, or have really sensitive nuts
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Old Jun 01, 04
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I didn't realize it til the end of this thread, but my legs are crossed (no ball crushing) :)
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Old Jun 01, 04
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its worse when you hit a bump on a bike, and come back down and end up sitting on onea ur boys
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Old Jun 01, 04
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i've never had this problem before... i dont usually cross my legs though. but when i do it doesnt hurt, maybe i have small balls.
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Old Jun 01, 04
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it fuckin sucks man
on a serious note, your gynecologist called.

you're long over due for a pap smear.
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Old Jun 01, 04
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i think it looks too femi if a guy crosses his legs !
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Old Jun 01, 04
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i think it looks too femi if a guy crosses his legs !
agreed i cant stand guys who sit like fairies.
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Old Jun 01, 04
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agreed i cant stand guys who sit like fairies.
what about those days when you play soccer... and you get a boner?
right in the middle of the game... haha all the eyes watching you... you try to run but you fail and pretend to be injured with a stommach ache... lol
(happened to me once...)
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Old Jun 01, 04
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what about those days when you play soccer... and you get a boner?
right in the middle of the game... haha all the eyes watching you... you try to run but you fail and pretend to be injured with a stommach ache... lol
(happened to me once...)
Your the only one.
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Old Jun 01, 04
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i cross my legs over my ankles when i'm lounging. not over the laps that would entail ball crushing.
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Old Jun 01, 04
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what about those days when you play soccer... and you get a boner?
right in the middle of the game... haha all the eyes watching you... you try to run but you fail and pretend to be injured with a stommach ache... lol
(happened to me once...)
From my experience playing sports with a bunch of sweaty men doesn't exactly stimulate the 'ol penis. Maybe I'm alone on this one.
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Old Jun 01, 04
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hahaha
I hate it when that happens

I also hate it when I hope from low spaces and then sack myself
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Old Jun 01, 04
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fatty fat thighs
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Old Jun 01, 04
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classic case of fullus nuticus, only known cure is pron and a couple bottles of vaseline
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Old Jun 01, 04
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SO glad I'm XX instaed of XY

I cross my legs all the time.
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Old Jun 02, 04
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SO glad I'm XX instaed of XY

I cross my legs all the time.
Yeah, aren't you lucky.

Enjoy your menopause.
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