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Old Jun 02, 04
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Completely losing my shit.

Alright, I gave some indication of this with my thread about searching for a missing item (which happens to be my mail key). Now things are piling on and I'm just about ready to do something drastic.

- Mail key appears to be gone forever. I was told by my landlord "DON'T LOSE THIS KEY". I've been here almost a month now, and it's already gone. Impressive!

- Speaking of things that aren't impressive, and speaking of my landlord, my landlord is not impressive. According to a note on our bulletin board downstairs, we no longer have 1 out of 4 dryers working. We now have zero dryers working. And, as of today, the elevator isn't working either. I don't know when I can expect these things to be fixed, but if he's as quick about it as he has been about fixing our taps (still waiting), the answer is NEVER.

- My co-worker is certifiably fucking insane. I believe I've vented my frustrations with him to approximately half my friends (holla if you know!). His insanity is matched only by the insanity of my bosses... the saving grace with those 2 is that I rarely see them. But I spend 8 hours a day, 40 hours a week with my neurotic, humourless FREAK of a co-worker.

- I'm not sleeping very well, and I don't feel healthy period. I feel alternately bloated or starved. For the record, right now it's starved.

- Even things I used to find fun (drinking, dancing, clubs, women) aren't very fun any more. They're fun but.. in the back of my mind, I know I'm not finding anything truly different that what I found last weekend.

I'm in desperate need of a towel reading "DON'T PANIC".

Or...

SOMETHING?!?!
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Old Jun 02, 04
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dave, there is no mail key at that address, that mail key has been dead for five years.
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Old Jun 02, 04
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Shouldn't this have been in your live journal? I don't feel special anymore.
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Old Jun 03, 04
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dave, there is no mail key at that address, that mail key has been dead for five years.
But... that's impossible! I used the mail key just recently?? OMG AM I GOING CRAZY?!?

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Shouldn't this have been in your live journal?
And then when she sees that it IS in my journal, she bitches about having to read it twice.

No pleasing some people!
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Old Jun 03, 04
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go for a run OK :)
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Someone needs a hug.
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Old Jun 03, 04
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Alright, I gave some indication of this with my thread about searching for a missing item (which happens to be my mail key). Now things are piling on and I'm just about ready to do something drastic.

- Mail key appears to be gone forever. I was told by my landlord "DON'T LOSE THIS KEY". I've been here almost a month now, and it's already gone. Impressive!

- Speaking of things that aren't impressive, and speaking of my landlord, my landlord is not impressive. According to a note on our bulletin board downstairs, we no longer have 1 out of 4 dryers working. We now have zero dryers working. And, as of today, the elevator isn't working either. I don't know when I can expect these things to be fixed, but if he's as quick about it as he has been about fixing our taps (still waiting), the answer is NEVER.

- My co-worker is certifiably fucking insane. I believe I've vented my frustrations with him to approximately half my friends (holla if you know!). His insanity is matched only by the insanity of my bosses... the saving grace with those 2 is that I rarely see them. But I spend 8 hours a day, 40 hours a week with my neurotic, humourless FREAK of a co-worker.

- I'm not sleeping very well, and I don't feel healthy period. I feel alternately bloated or starved. For the record, right now it's starved.

- Even things I used to find fun (drinking, dancing, clubs, women) aren't very fun any more. They're fun but.. in the back of my mind, I know I'm not finding anything truly different that what I found last weekend.

I'm in desperate need of a towel reading "DON'T PANIC".

Or...

SOMETHING?!?!
welcome to the last two years of my life...minus the key and land lord situation..but i have others that make up for it.
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Old Jun 03, 04
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sounds like you need to move away form that place, among other things. i need a roommate!
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Old Jun 03, 04
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..you still have fun going for breakfast adventures with me, RIGHT DAVE?
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remember that time we wanted to smoke pot at the beach and you didn't want to because that old guy in the scooter was next to us and you said something about it quietly and he just wheeled off indignantly?
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No way he heard me! Anyways he shouldn't have been offended!.. I should have offered him a pull.
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Old Jun 03, 04
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i offered an old man a hoot once and the bastard put a HUGE run in it.
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No way he heard me! Anyways he shouldn't have been offended!.. I should have offered him a pull.

No way, he had an electronic scooter!

everytime I think of that *vroom* sound as he indignantly wheeled away I giggle to myself.
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Old Jun 03, 04
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And then when she sees that it IS in my journal, she bitches about having to read it twice.

No pleasing some people!
I bitch because I love, Davey.

PS: Get a new job. I am tired of hearing about this one.

LOVE.
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Fine, I'll get a new job. Collecting rainbows.
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Old Jun 03, 04
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Fine, I'll get a new job. Collecting rainbows.
If you're going to insist on being smart with me, fine. Just hurry up and quit being a pussy and kill your coworker like we've been talking about for so long. Remember the small, sharp tacks, ok?
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Old Jun 03, 04
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I'm in desperate need of a towel reading "DON'T PANIC".
QUOTE]

what about a sticker that says 'don't forget to breathe'
or 'keep drinking til it kills the pain'

maybe what you need to do is bury your head in Myras stellar rack while we pet your head and say ITS GOING TO BE OK DAVE
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Old Jun 04, 04
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Old Jun 04, 04
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it's not over until you lose your mind..

then we'll have a party for you!
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Old Jun 04, 04
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Sounds great, but someone will have to funnel drinks into me, since I'll be in a straightjacket.

Furthering the "losing my shit" saga, my roommate just found a note on our door saying "Please pay rent".

Which means that either I just dropped a check for $1050 into the incorrect mail slot..

OR

.. my landlord is ALSO losing his shit.

T G I F F tomorrow. (If you're a minor, don't guess at the meaning of that extra F)
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Old Jun 04, 04
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it's fing right!


..am I right?
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Old Jun 04, 04
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F Bombs In Tha House!
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