tell me how to eat my food will ya!!!

xgoddess · #1 (**permalink**) Nov 05, 01

well ya know since your so much better at eating shit up than i am why don't you cram this down your fucking throat:
I'm not a fucking child. I can eat how i want to eat. When table fucking manners matter i'll use em other wise if you so much as bring it up again i'm going to take my shitty rusting steak knife and make sure it's surgically implanted into your stomach so that you wont even have to cut your food before you swallow it... you can be like one of those fucking birds that swallow an entire fish at once... then i'll stick you in a cage where people will pay 10$ for admition just to stare and laugh at the amazing bird woman who swallows entire fish in one gulp! it'll bring joy and laughter to all those who are fortunate enough to see you before you die a horrible death caused by gangreen from the fucking rusted knife.
FUCKER!!!

cubed · #2 (**permalink**) Nov 06, 01

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cubed

sweetAZNbear · #3 (**permalink**) Nov 06, 01

GOSH! I hate people like that!! I take forever to eat because I like to eat slowly and silently.. I don't want to look like a fat slob eating my food like there's no tommorow!

GRRRR for people who eat so fast!! :)

Glendita* · #4 (**permalink**) Nov 17, 01

Oh i eat my food so fast .... it's weird because ppl are always telling me to eat slower ... but i can't help it I'M HUNGRY!!! Most of the time i don't have time to eat so when i do i'm usually straved .... gosh ppl LET US EAT THE WAY WE WANT!!!!