ode to my table's leg
FAAAACK YOUUUU!!! and do you know why you suck because you slammed your fucking leg into my large toe. I mean damn couln't you have been less of a bastard and moved your god damn termite infested leg over about 2 inches as i walked past? NOOO because your an insignificant household item. the only reason your standing today is because some asshole decided to chop down a tree and slice you up into bitty bitty pieces. We sacraficed oxygen for you existance and this is how you repay us!!! by letting us slam our knees toes and shin's into your every corner. well FAAAACK YOUUUUU table and all your little table friends too.
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