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car alarms
there is one outside my window that has been going off every 20 minutues.
i've memorized the different sounds it makes and in what order. i hate car alarms!!! i want to go and smash the car just because it has an alarm. no one would notice because the damn alarms been going off so much anyway. i could get away with it.... |
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i got a good crow story:
at my old house there was this big tree outside our front door and one year crows built their nest in the tree so that every time we walked out our front door the crow mummy and daddy would dive bomb us (trying to protect their nest i guess). they're vicious too! they like scrape your head with their claws. it hurt. we had to leave out the side door of our house. |
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isn't the whole point of the car alarm that when it goes off you go see who fucked with your car?
i remember when my parents were still together, my dad would hear the car alarm from the garage (three floors down) and go running out in his underwear and grabbing something he can throw at whoever touched his car. like fuck.. you hear it going off.. go turn it off! |
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we have these little birds (i think they're swallows) that are DETERMINED to have a nest in our garage we've destroyed their nest sooo many times, bird shit alllllll over the cars and our shelves that are in the garage, all over our motion sensor light.. cant get rid of em. :( |
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yea i memorized this fucker's car as well.. it goes something like:
bee bee bee bee EEGGHH EEGGHH EEGGHH oowwwee ooowwweee ooowwweee GHAR GHAR GHAR GHAR AAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKHHHHHHHH and then a quick *bip bip* and it stops until the cat jumps on it again. |