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Old Jun 26, 04
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House gremlins
I fucking hate it when my house absorbs things.

I'm not talking about misplacing your keys, or your socks, or even your copy of The Big Lebowski... I'm talking about when major shit disappears and there is NO LOGICAL EXPLANATION.

Example. I cannot, for the life of me, find my frying pan right now.
My fucking frying pan.
Its big, its metal, it has never left my (small) kitchen.

WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?

FUCK YOU HOUSE GREMLINS.
Last edited by -ff-; Jun 26, 04 at 06:04 AM.
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Old Jun 26, 04
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Our Colander disappeared once... I think the Gremlins were entertaining Guests that time and decided to have Spaghetti as it appeared again a couple days later.
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Old Jun 26, 04
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where did you have it last?
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Old Jun 26, 04
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^^
If he knew that, it probably would not be lost...
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Old Jun 26, 04
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like wear in the kitchen, if you kept it in a pull out thing under your stove check in behind that i always loose my pans back there.
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Old Jun 26, 04
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they keep stealing my socks :(

and my favorite underwear too!!#$!#@
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Old Jun 26, 04
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^ Undie Gremlins? I'm glad they don't live in my house...
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Old Jun 26, 04
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They're probably having a drag party - thats what they needed your collander for, to make the sphagetti dinner.
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Old Jun 28, 04
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i hate when that happens and things just are gone and then re-appear
like you check the bottem of the washer to see if anything was left there then the next day u look and there is a shirt or a sock.. weird
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Old Jun 28, 04
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i hate when that happens and things just are gone and then re-appear
like you check the bottem of the washer to see if anything was left there then the next day u look and there is a shirt or a sock.. weird
That happens to me all the fucking time, although, I don't usually find the missing article of clothing until the next time I do laundry.

And I am fairly careful about checking for clothing still in the machine... but something usually manages to hide somewhere...
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Old Jun 28, 04
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they keep stealing my socks :(

and my favorite underwear too!!#$!#@
umm....that was me.
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Old Jun 28, 04
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and my favorite underwear too!!#$!#@
no myra.. that's me.
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Old Jun 28, 04
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they keep stealing my socks :(

and my favorite underwear too!!#$!#@
uhh yeah...damn those gremlins.
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Old Jun 28, 04
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no myra.. that's me.
fucker! i was outposted by five hours!
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Old Jun 28, 04
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umm....that was me.
oh ho! but goat outposted both of us!

i'm definately going to check out who else posted to that post.
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Old Jun 29, 04
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I got outposted by 3 days. God I'm a loser.
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Old Jun 29, 04
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why y'all gotta be so creepy :( :( :(
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Old Jun 30, 04
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cause we're guys?

i bought one of those camera phones so that i could check out the underpants of chicks in skirts! i got a couple of good ones today! i'll post them in my gallery section ASAP!
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Old Jun 30, 04
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really?
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Old Jun 30, 04
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k no the weirdest shit that has ever gone missing was my stairs...YES i said my stairs.. in my old house we came home to find that our wooden front step stairs were gone....and even if some one took it ...(very odd) how the hell do you just walk away with a stair case!!?!
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Old Jun 30, 04
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Underpants gnomes!

or maybe a hulkier hybrid, if they're running off with your frying pan.


I fuckin hate those buggers.
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Old Jun 30, 04
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really?
i'll show you the ninja ways of peeping on friday.
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Old Jul 01, 04
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I always lose my rollies, I will put them down on my dresser and when I come home from work they are gone! It's really starting to piss me off. I never have any when I need them, so now I have to resort to stashing them in my buss pass so i have at least a couple.
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