i must look like a criminal...

[jaydream]

in a span of 24 hours i almost got arrested twice

first. leaving ozone a LITTLE TINY BIT TIPSY, my light switch fucks up and my lights dont go on and smokey sticks his head pulls out the window and yells. we got pulled over like right in front of the club. the cop asks me for my license and i drop it as im giving it to him. then askes for my registeration he had to ask like 4 times cuz i was confused. then he askes me to step out side. starts giving the drunk test. fingers touch the nose. stand on one leg. which i sucked at and i was laughing as i did it. then walk i straight line. i concentrated very hard and he was convinced i could drive. so we are walking back and smokeys yells " ill take the fuckin breathlizer" the cop hasnt said anything about this looks at me like wtf and says "why does the passenger need a breatherlizer and laughs at him. and says ill be right back. comes back says have a good night. no ticket for all the open cans of alcohol. then we got lost but made it home. the night wasnt a total loss i got hot deaf gurls number and we gonna hook up and party. and ozone was a blast i was bouncing all over that club

second. went to cultus in the afternoon the next day hit a roadblock and got searched they found our booze we just bought and took it and the he found a joint i was gonna smoke but i couldnt find my lighter and then he read me my rights and told me under arrest and i was going to jail. i got angry and we argued for about 20 minutes. this cop was such a prick. i wanted to stab him with a stick and finally told me he was gonna throw it out and how i almost ruined my life for a roach. all the while chet and miska are staring at me sketching realizing they were fuct if i went to jail. then the cop literally forced to me to say i had learnt my lesson. thats awesome our tax dollers are getting the criminals. buddy gives me a 58 doller open alcohol ticket and sends me on my way

then went to free party and blacked out for the whole party

lol what a fucking weekend i hurt from the inside out

[Scarface]

You got the point.

[Segued]

could this have been what you were talking about when you text me "i passed the cop test..every thing is OKAY!" i was wondering wtf you were talking about, haha

[sarahnmittens]

you better start behaving yourself mister, cuz if you go to jail you will not be able to look after my sister and she will die :(

[jaydream]

Originally Posted by Tigre

could this have been what you were talking about when you text me "i passed the cop test..every thing is OKAY!" i was wondering wtf you were talking about, haha

lol

i was so proud i had to tell someone

[jaydream]

Originally Posted by sarahnmittens

you better start behaving yourself mister, cuz if you go to jail you will not be able to look after my sister and she will die :(

i love her to death!

i would escape and elope with her

[dre420]

Originally Posted by jaydream

in a span of 24 hours i almost got arrested twice

first. leaving ozone drunk as fuck, my light switch fucks up and my lights dont go on and smokey sticks his head pulls out the window and yells. we got pulled over like right in front of the club. the cop asks me for my license and i drop it as im giving it to him. then askes for my registeration he had to ask like 4 times cuz i was confused. then he askes me to step out side. starts giving the drunk test. fingers touch the nose. stand on one leg. which i sucked at and i was laughing as i did it. then walk i straight line. i concentrated very hard and he was convinced i could drive. so we are walking back and smokeys yells " ill take the fuckin breathlizer" the cop hasnt said anything about this looks at me like wtf and says "why does the passenger need a breatherlizer and laughs at him. and says ill be right back. comes back says have a good night. no ticket for all the open cans of alcohol. then we got lost but made it home. the night wasnt a total loss i got hot deaf gurls number and we gonna hook up and party. and ozone was a blast i was bouncing all over that club

second. went to cultus in the afternoon the next day hit a roadblock and got searched they found our booze we just bought and took it and the he found a joint i was gonna smoke but i couldnt find my lighter and then he read me my rights and told me under arrest and i was going to jail. i got angry and we argued for about 20 minutes. this cop was such a prick. i wanted to stab him with a stick and finally told me he was gonna throw it out and how i almost ruined my life for a roach. all the while chet and miska are staring at me sketching realizing they were fuct if i went to jail. then the cop literally forced to me to say i had learnt my lesson. thats awesome our tax dollers are getting the criminals. buddy gives me a 58 doller open alcohol ticket and sends me on my way

then went to free party and blacked out for the whole party

lol what a fucking weekend i hurt from the inside out

haha thats awesome !! karma for you

[Pussy_Kat]

this is why i love u jay
and i cant wait till u come back from las vegas and we get hammered for my bday

you fucking rock!

[bungoshlung]

dont drive drunk asshole


i dont get why you guys are praising him for getting away with it.

[M!SKA]

mr invincible!
the cop at cultas was such a prick. i couldn't believe it.
cop: "so how is this going to affect you?"
jay: "what?"
cop: "having a criminal record"
jay: "well im not going to have one because i'm going to fight it in court"
ridiculous

[jaydream]

haha "i got the best lawyer abbotsford "

[neoh]

Originally Posted by bungoshlung

dont drive drunk asshole


i dont get why you guys are praising him for getting away with it.

that's what I was going to post.

[jaydream]

Originally Posted by bungoshlung

dont drive drunk asshole


i dont get why you guys are praising him for getting away with it.

i wasnt drunk the 2nd time and 1st time i got pulled immediatly right in front of the club and the cop said i was ok to drive and i was asshole

so one two three fuck you

[jaydream]

Originally Posted by neoh

that's what I was going to post.

but you didnt so back of the line

[Pussy_Kat]

i didnt read that right then

NO DRUNK DRIVING

seriously :finger:

[bungoshlung]

Originally Posted by jaydream

i wasnt drunk the 2nd time and 1st time i got pulled immediatly right in front of the club and the cop said i was ok to drive and i was asshole

so one two three fuck you

i wasnt talking about the second time. jsut cause someone wrongly diagnosed you doesnt mean you should drive drunk. you must be one of those that has to fuck your life or sumone else's life up before you learn. you sicken me.

[jaydream]

Originally Posted by bungoshlung

i wasnt talking about the second time. jsut cause someone wrongly diagnosed you doesnt mean you should drive drunk. you must be one of those that has to fuck your life or sumone else's life up before you learn. you sicken me.

actually no ive lost friends from drunk driving
therefore i would never drive if i felt i was i couldnt do so
yeah i was drunk...butt i would passed the breathlizer and i talked to the cop for like 5 minutes. he gave me the full drunk test. cops are trained to telling whether people should drive or not you arent so shut up.

so fuck you and save your afterschool special speach for the children

[jaydream]

Originally Posted by neoh

you originaly said you went out of the ozone drunk as fuck.
at least change it to 'walked out of the pzone, tipsy.' maybe.

i've lost friends due to driving drunk, and the fact that you openly admit to being smashed out of your mind and proud you got away with it in incredibly mindless, and extremely uncool.

I am sure you are a good guy and try your best to take proper steps in making sure everyone gets home alright after your team drunk shindings, but driving while under the influence of anything is just unacceptable.

At least edit the post you did if you were seriously alright to drive, and i'll delete everything I said.

Everybody who drives drunk thinks they are alright to drive. It's when you take someones life or your own when you finaly realise maybe it wasen't worth it.

i edited it. this was supposed to funny story now its just ny story cuz you took the fun out

[neoh]

heh, sorry.

I know how you feel though, cops can't fucking stand me. I dont know what it is. I get pulled over for all sorts of shit, hell i've been pulled over for a double lane change. I've had my license taken away for blowing 0.0001% - and 3 month license suspension for unecessary noise!

I guess some are luckier then others.

[bungoshlung]

Originally Posted by jaydream

actually no ive lost friends from drunk driving
therefore i would never drive if i felt i was i couldnt do so
yeah i was drunk...butt i would passed the breathlizer and i talked to the cop for like 5 minutes. he gave me the full drunk test. cops are trained to telling whether people should drive or not you arent so shut up.

so fuck you and save your afterschool special speach for the children

you're fucking impossible. good luck kido

[jaydream]

Originally Posted by bungoshlung

you're fucking impossible. good luck kido

cooooooooold bloooooooooooooooooooooded

[jaydream]

and i think i fall in the "very difficult" catagory

[jaydream]

Originally Posted by neoh

heh, sorry.

I know how you feel though, cops can't fucking stand me. I dont know what it is. I get pulled over for all sorts of shit, hell i've been pulled over for a double lane change. I've had my license taken away for blowing 0.0001% - and 3 month license suspension for unecessary noise!

I guess some are luckier then others.

oh dont worry karma will get my dumbass. lol

[miss.myra]

The real crime was a drunk jay deciding to take his shirt off and ravedance at the rave last night


AM I RITE?

[jaydream]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

The real crime was a drunk jay deciding to take his shirt off and ravedance at the rave last night


AM I RITE?

the gallery proves yours and ryans guilt


http://www.fnk.ca/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=15459