The Simple Life

[Grapes]

"I saw the ad for electric scissors during an episode of 'The Simple Life'.. which is a show that glorifies these two rich, giggling cunts who.. have no respect for anybody.. just vile people, awful human beings.. who get away with everything, because they're rich!.. and the blonde one will blow you, apparently.

But here's the thing, I saw the ad for electric scissors during one of the highest rated shows in America, about these two rich, mean pieces of shit.. and I vowed that I'm going to retain that image every time I hear George Bush go.. 'The terrorists hate our freedom!'.. You know what? *I* hate our freedom! Me, I'm an American, I fuckin hate it! That's all we've done with it? We're fucking assholes, man!"

Thanks to David Cross, for summarizing my feelings rather nicely.

Btw Cross's new album _It's Not Funny_ is fucking hilarious, like pretty much everything David Cross does.

[Hot Karl]

fuck you grapes. i love paris hilton, and i worship her mindless show and all that she stands for.

oops i just took the words out of a few people's mouth on fnk.

[Berta]

^haha

[Angel_Eyes]

i luv the simple life!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Grapes]

^ Your exclamation marks have convinced me... I'm completely turned around on the subject!

[Jingles]

Originally Posted by Grapes

"I saw the ad for electric scissors during an episode of 'The Simple Life'.. which is a show that glorifies these two rich, giggling cunts who.. have no respect for anybody.. just vile people, awful human beings.. who get away with everything, because they're rich!.. and the blonde one will blow you, apparently.

But here's the thing, I saw the ad for electric scissors during one of the highest rated shows in America, about these two rich, mean pieces of shit.. and I vowed that I'm going to retain that image every time I hear George Bush go.. 'The terrorists hate our freedom!'.. You know what? *I* hate our freedom! Me, I'm an American, I fuckin hate it! That's all we've done with it? We're fucking assholes, man!"

Thanks to David Cross, for summarizing my feelings rather nicely.

Btw Cross's new album _It's Not Funny_ is fucking hilarious, like pretty much everything David Cross does.

i was listening to that last night
i nearly peed myself

i was especially having a great laugh at the whole airport holding tank for sick children

does that make me awful?

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Angel_Eyes

i luv the simple life!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate you.

I bet you like Britney Spears too.

[krisamata]

i find the simple life very entertaining


i just love how to girls can think that they can get away with anything whatsoever just because they hvae some money



and they're playing it up just as much as jessica simpson is..


and you know what? kudos to them...its working...and they're making a whole fucking shitload more money than the rest of us are

[e_BoY]

once again another stupid show

[Hot Karl]

well fuck if my daddy left me $500 million bucks, i'm pretty sure i could find a few profitable ventures that didn't involve me acting like a piece of spoiled crap.

[Grapes]

and you know what? kudos to them...its working...and they're making a whole fucking shitload more money than the rest of us are

Oh yah.. there's no better way to asses a person's character than how much money they've made. You can just look at moral beacons such as Courtney Love, Enron executives, and the Bush family for evidence of that.

and they're playing it up

Does that make it better? That they know they're being asshats, as opposed to being blissfully unaware?

[Glitter&Gold]

Bottom line: The show sucks.

It shows girls what they have to look like for boys to like them.
It shows boys eye candy for half an hour as they run around in little skirts and shit.

Disgusting.

[Grapes]

i was especially having a great laugh at the whole airport holding tank for sick children

does that make me awful?

The only thing that makes you awful is mixing up your David Cross albums. The holding tank for sickies bit was from his Comedy Central show, not _It's Not Funny_.. I think it was called "The Pride is Back"

[crookedking]

those scissors rock!

[jenn_ifer]

Originally Posted by Glitter&Gold

Bottom line: The show sucks.

It shows girls what they have to look like for boys to like them.
It shows boys eye candy for half an hour as they run around in little skirts and shit.

Disgusting.

Damn RIGHT! I can't bear to watch that show. It makes me want to vomit.

Those bitches have NO CLASS! At least Jessica Simpson has class. I give her that much. I don't give a crap how much money you have. If you start disrespecting yourself like that, it doesn't matter how rich you are. But then again...people say if you remain true to yourself, it's okay however you decide to earn your money. And Paris & Nicki are being true to themselves.......LOL

[PwInCeSs]

hahaha
i agree on both parts
i love the show but the girls have no class
lol
altho at the same time i love nicole ritchie cause she doesnt care what she says and does whaever she thinks doesnt care about what ppl say alho sumtimes she goes to far

[.muffy.]

I cant stand "the Simple Life"

[Jen-E-03]

i've gotta admit i'm a fan of "Simple Life" i find it hilarious.