people who can't keep promises....

krisamata · #1 (**permalink**) Jul 25, 04

im so fucking choked right now

my friend shauna promised to come over and help me make food for the 50+ people that are coming to my house tomorrow...so that i could get some cleaning done

she was supposed to come over at 6:30

its now almost 9

did she even bother to call?

nope

i called her so many times, left her three messages and finally called her house and she was in bed

thats really fucking nice eh?!

Silverwinged · #2 (**permalink**) Jul 25, 04

Agreed.

People like this need to be sliced open and have salt rubbed in their wounds. Let heal and repeat.

Nah, I'm not that evil. I just wish when someone says "I'll be here at such and such a time, I promise" and then you get all giddy and excited, and shit falls through and theres not even a phone call. And then you are taking off your makeup in the mirror and you accidentally poke yourself in the eye with a q-tip. FUCK. Its not so hard to pick up the phone. It seems girls are getting as bad as guys with this whole calling thing.

krisamata · #3 (**permalink**) Jul 25, 04

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg

im laughing cause of the q-tip part

and not cause poking yourself in the eye with a q-tip is funny...cause its not i've done it

i just wasnt expecting that to pop up in the story hahahahahahaha

Silverwinged · #4 (**permalink**) Jul 25, 04

WELL DO YOU KNOW OF A BETTER WAY TO GET EYE LINER OFF?!?!

If so.... I'D LIKE TO HEAR IT!!!

Yes... I randomly do that though... Stupid meaningless stuff pops up in the most random places. Like in writing class... My teacher asked me if I had A.D.D because I never stayed on the same topic for more than 4 sentances... Look! I just did it again...

krisamata · #5 (**permalink**) Jul 25, 04

omg you're fucking hilarious

DUDE .... i use q-tips as well...and i've gotten them in my eyes before...hello read the previous post hahaha

Silverwinged · #6 (**permalink**) Jul 25, 04

DUDE

we so gotta stop saying DUDE. Okay dude...

krisamata · #7 (**permalink**) Jul 25, 04

DUDE i like so cant dude...its a rad word dude

Silverwinged · #8 (**permalink**) Jul 25, 04

No seriously though.

My mom got these like... special q-tips. They are POINTED for extra definition or something.

Well. Lets do some simple math..

Pointy Q-tips + Allison (blonde) = Eye patch like on that motts clamato commercial. Swear to god.

krisamata · #9 (**permalink**) Jul 25, 04

hahahahahaha oh dear

first off that commercial is so fucking irritating...i HATE IT!!!!

and dude....you could so look like a pirate...and thats HAWT!

Silverwinged · #10 (**permalink**) Jul 25, 04

YAR MATTTTEY.

What could be my lost treasure though.....

OMG I just thought of a brand name for our alcoholic barstar beverage!

Hawt Mesh Pirate

krisamata · #11 (**permalink**) Jul 25, 04

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that rocks. seriously. hawt mesh pirate I LOVE IT!

ppcock · #12 (**permalink**) Jul 25, 04

go to her room and kill her

easy as pie!