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Old Aug 05, 04
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Ripping off a HUGE chunk of skin off you knuckle

So last night, I go into my freezer and grab these two frozen hamburger patties... I only want one so smart me decides to use the edge of my counter to bang the frozen patties apart. Well on my second attempt, I missed the counter with the pattie but nicked my left index finger knuckle. The chunk of skin I ripped off my knuckle was thick and huge... I'd say one layer shy of hitting bone. I keep changing the bandage and putting Polysporin on it and stuff but the mofo won't stop bleeding... it's not bleeding bad, just consistently.

DAMMIT!

Nurse Cecelia... help!
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Old Aug 05, 04
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so were the burgers good?

you should have cauterized the wound on the bbq/stove!!
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Old Aug 05, 04
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So last night, I go into my freezer and grab these two frozen hamburger patties... I only want one so smart me decides to use the edge of my counter to bang the frozen patties apart. Well on my second attempt, I missed the counter with the pattie but nicked my left index finger knuckle. The chunk of skin I ripped off my knuckle was thick and huge... I'd say one layer shy of hitting bone. I keep changing the bandage and putting Polysporin on it and stuff but the mofo won't stop bleeding... it's not bleeding bad, just consistently.

DAMMIT!

Nurse Cecelia... help!
It's called friction Kraigo, use lube if ur gonna masterbate so hard :p
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Old Aug 05, 04
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ouuuuuuuuch that sounds painful, hope ur hand gets all better soon:083:
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Old Aug 05, 04
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ewww i'vedone that before it hurts eh, put polysporin on it n band-aid it up :) heal fast :)
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Old Aug 05, 04
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So last night, I go into my freezer and grab these two frozen hamburger patties... I only want one so smart me decides to use the edge of my counter to bang the frozen patties apart. Well on my second attempt, I missed the counter with the pattie but nicked my left index finger knuckle. The chunk of skin I ripped off my knuckle was thick and huge... I'd say one layer shy of hitting bone. I keep changing the bandage and putting Polysporin on it and stuff but the mofo won't stop bleeding... it's not bleeding bad, just consistently.

DAMMIT!

Nurse Cecelia... help!
yikes! that made me wave my hand around.
kraig you should ware your hand protector at all times..
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Old Aug 05, 04
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take a pic and post it!
i wanna see what it looks like, lolz
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Old Aug 05, 04
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Ahh i was trying to make a burger the other day too and did the same thing but just smashed my finger against the counter without cutting it
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Old Aug 05, 04
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stitches, son.
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This thing looks gross... should I rip the flap of skin off or keep it on?
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Old Aug 05, 04
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eewwww, Kraig.
COME ON DUDE.

Keep that shit to yourself! :gag:
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Old Aug 05, 04
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Soundz like it hurtz ALOT!
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Old Aug 05, 04
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Just polysporin it, bandage and keep pressure on it and elevated above your Heart and it should stop bleeding eventually. When it's stopped bleeding, just drink the pain away! lol
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Old Aug 05, 04
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Depending on the degree of seperation. If the cut/tear is more than 5/8" deep you should have a trained proffesional look at it. I think I have the number for a great swedish place around here somewhere....wait a sec I'll find it.
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Old Aug 05, 04
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black pepper stops bleeding heh.. i put it on a slice once and worked in seconds....

i remember i was sharpening a knife once , and i smacked my thumb knuckle.. fuck it went so deep blood was everywhere, and it kept reopening everytime i went to grab something or hit it against something... so i poured some vodka on it, and bandaged it really tight
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Old Aug 05, 04
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thats what bison would do to you. hope ure alrite..ahhh! like everyone said.. if its deep enough, PLEASE go get stitches.
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Old Aug 05, 04
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Layering small pieces single ply paper towels on an abrasion makes for an effective quick start on scab formation.
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