if you don't have anything nice to say...

[bob]

...then please don't say anything when there's an agro 20 year old surrey slut like myself 2 feet infront of you. it's 8:45am and i have scolding coffee that would be going to a worthy cause if it landed in your eyeballs.

"yes, my pants are wide at the bottom *twirls finger in the air with mouth wide open in amazement*. no i am not from the 70's. and no i am not gay. yes, i can hear you." is what i said to the skank talking right behind my back...

then she gave me a dirty look like i was the one being offensive!


good thing i see her on the bus once or twice a week...

have a nice day.

[rawb]

bring her flowers next time you're on the bus.

chat her up, tell her that she is beautiful inside and out.

and as soon as she looks down all humbly embarassed, unzip your pants and poke out both her eyes with your wang.

next time she wants to get all uppity about you, she'll only be able to insult what she can gather my poking you with her white cane.

r.

[BeatItFarmer]

from now one I want u to be my consultant....

[bob]

so witty with his charm.


finally said something destructive. i like it

[dragon boi]

thats pretty fuckin funny man yeah bob poke em both out
with one shot hahaha
two birds with one stone hehe

[frogprincess]

if you do not have anything nice to say, say it really loud so that everyone can hear and have a good laugh =)

of course i am just joking...ok.

plur.

[Gilkayo]

..or just say your frogprincess and people will expect you to be a retard

[zarlon]

lol..

Do what werdyboy said.

[dj4mula]

:Kam:


LOL! That's funny. People are just sometimes stupid Bob. Confess your love to her and see what see says.