Hackers!

[iluvtechno]

Fucking hackers, they keep opening my cdrom!! WTF!!!!!!!

[Tux]

lol...

[neoh]

dork.

#!/bin/sh
iptables -t nat -X
iptables -t nat -F
iptables -X
iptables -F
iptables -t nat -A POSTROUTING -o eth0 -j MASQUERADE

ding ding!

[stringbeans]

Linux(!@*#

[iluvtechno]

Originally Posted by stringbeans

Linux(!@*#

Whats that?

[stringbeans]

i dont know. i just feel 10x smarter when i say it.

[iluvtechno]

Originally Posted by stringbeans

i dont know. i just feel 10x smarter when i say it.

oh :(

[mapleleaf4ever]

Hahahahah I have to get my kicks somehow... Pissing you off by opening your CD-ROM happens to do the trick on a rainy day.

[decypher]

iluvtechno, gimme ur ip address...and i'll help you out ;)

[BongMan]

and post which ports are currently open while ya at it

[e_BoY]

lol i used to open peoples cd rom or start random typing on other peoples computer when i first got internet years ago.

[decypher]

Originally Posted by BongMan

and post which ports are currently open while ya at it

thats why i asked for his IP

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by neoh

dork.

#!/bin/sh
iptables -t nat -X
iptables -t nat -F
iptables -X
iptables -F
iptables -t nat -A POSTROUTING -o eth0 -j MASQUERADE

ding ding!

haha, man, postrouting with iptables is your answer to everything

[neoh]

and you fucking like it!

[Gusto]

haha, half the time it doesn't even apply to the situation

[neoh]

.. but you still like it.

[Mo...]

haha mayb u gettin hacked into cuz u were mean to the person... so now they gonna fack up ur computer
:)

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by neoh

.. but you still like it.

touche.

[ebbomega]

*phone rings*
"Hello?"
"Hey, Mike?"
"Yeah?"
"This is Mike."
"Oh hey man."
"Look, I'm burning some CDs for Dave, and I need you to change a CD. Can you go to my computer?"
"Sure."
*pause*
"Okay."
"Alright See the CD on the shelf next to the keyboard, on the right?"
"Yeah."
"Okay, I need you to put it in the burner."
"Which drive?"
*cd-r drive opens*
"That one."

- Wildcard and Mad Hatter in a conversation that happened in some form similar to that.

# eject /dev/cdrom1

[ebbomega]

Oh yeah.

*token Get Your Terminology Right post*

They're crackers, not hackers. Thank you.

[decypher]

more like script kiddies and download wizards...

[iluvtechno]

Originally Posted by ~MoNiQuE~

haha mayb u gettin hacked into cuz u were mean to the person... so now they gonna fack up ur computer
:)

maybe

[rawb]

leave it to linux fanboys to use a loud, mtf heavy, unintuitive $100+ pc setup to solve a problem that can be easily fixed by a $60 solid state cable/adsl router.

[neoh]

Originally Posted by rawb

leave it to linux fanboys to use a loud, mtf heavy, unintuitive $100+ pc setup to solve a problem that can be easily fixed by a $60 solid state cable/adsl router.

those $60 cable/adsl routers are untrustworthy.
Besides, I have other things I do with the traffic.
And they are boring. :(

though I can ssh to my wireless router.. which is fun.

./restartap

[rawb]

Originally Posted by neoh

those $60 cable/adsl routers are untrustworthy.

solid state, fanless, no slots, small footprint, minimal heat generation, single purpose, easy set up vs large, moving parts, hot, relatively noisy, advanced configuration.

just because you have a hammer doesn't make every problem a nail.

stop pushing your nerd preference on people who don't need it!