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Old Sep 12, 04
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Dear drunk creepy club guys,
I'm having a good time and I'm trying to fucking dance. Please do not assume that I'm just dying to grind with you. It's not 'sexy' or 'cool' when you just mosey on up to a stranger and pretend you're Patrick fucking Swayze. Leave me and my good time with my dear friend music be.


Regards,

Myra
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Old Sep 12, 04
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bawhahaahaha...

i had that alot too last night. fuckin guys.

ewwwwwwww.
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Old Sep 12, 04
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next time i'll protect you and bust some heads!
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Old Sep 12, 04
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I just wanted to make air love to your leg myra.....is that so much to ask?
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Old Sep 12, 04
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I am Patrick fucking Swayze and I'll dance my ass all up on yo biznass if I want to Miss Funpants McGee!!!!!!

Ya dig?
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Old Sep 12, 04
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It's not so bad that you want to dance with me, but when you spill my drink in the process of trying to hump my ass, I get very irate.
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Old Sep 12, 04
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It's not so bad that you want to dance with me, but when you spill my drink in the process of trying to hump my ass, I get very irate.


ohhhhhhh... so that was you! thnx for the good time
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Old Sep 12, 04
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From the stories I've heard about last night this thread should be retitled "Dear Kraig".
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Old Sep 12, 04
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what about the really fat hoes who think they can dance with me,,,eeeew,or the cougars,or any girl 4 that matter,,,whatever happend to asking[hey can i dance with u]fuckin people are stupid,so many fights always start cause of idiots on the dance floor...........
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Old Sep 12, 04
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Amen, amen sister.

(Once I pushed this guy trying to grind on me so hard that he went vertically flying across the dance floor into the dj booth - oops! teehee. True story)


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Originally Posted by miss.myra
I'm having a good time and I'm trying to fucking dance. Please do not assume that I'm just dying to grind with you. It's not 'sexy' or 'cool' when you just mosey on up to a stranger and pretend you're Patrick fucking Swayze. Leave me and my good time with my dear friend music be.


Regards,

Myra
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Old Sep 12, 04
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You should do what I do, just hiss and spit.
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Old Sep 12, 04
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From the stories I've heard about last night this thread should be retitled "Dear Kraig".

bawhaha. sorry that was funny.
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Old Sep 12, 04
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bawhaha. sorry that was funny.
I second that lol.
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Old Sep 12, 04
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hehe funny guys like that are wack..
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Old Sep 12, 04
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i think Rawb is a creep :)

ps this isnt clay
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Old Sep 12, 04
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apparently Rawb's friends think he's "creepy" so you are not alone.
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Old Sep 13, 04
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Its different if you know the person, but strange drunk, sweaty stinky strangers should refrain from doing so.

Seriously, its tought work being a girl..but if you wear the short skirt your just asking for it...not saying its right, but it only provokes em' more.
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Old Sep 13, 04
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girls should be allowed to wear whatever the fuck they want and not have to worry about creeps.


99.9% of the time i hate being hit on at clubs. i'm there to have fun with my friends - to dance and to drink, not to deal with drunken retards. it's annoying to have to put on my "bitch face" to avoid getting constantly approached.
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Old Sep 13, 04
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lol oh yeah, biggest creep ever.
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Old Sep 13, 04
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Originally Posted by lithe
girls should be allowed to wear whatever the fuck they want and not have to worry about creeps.

99.9% of the time i hate being hit on at clubs. i'm there to have fun with my friends - to dance and to drink, not to deal with drunken retards. it's annoying to have to put on my "bitch face" to avoid getting constantly approached.
I have the developed the best "bitch face"! And it's not exclusive to clubs. If you see a bitchy girl at a party (rave) looking like she thinks she's too good to be there, it's prolly me! Lol
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Old Sep 13, 04
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quoting lazee_grrl @ shine: "Ew he's coming closer! let's pretend we're lesbians!"

it's like guy-dodging at a club is a dance in itself. Just don't make eye contact and if they approach you, turn the other way. After a few dodges and disguted looks, they SHOULD get the point. If they don't, just tell them bluntly to fuck off.
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Old Sep 13, 04
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hahaha yeah I've had to employ the lesbian maneuver but sadly it doesn't always work and I have known it to back-fire. maybe I should start wearing a bumper sticker that says "if you can read this, you're too close"
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Old Sep 13, 04
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is this why you hump me myra??? Scare away the evil none profetional humpers?
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